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I just did sex so hard to this girl. She was moaning and stuff and i did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all "Please have good sex with me" and I said back "Yeah, I'm going to really sex you so great lady" and she's like "Thanks". It was so good and so hot and we both loved making a sex on all the positions. At the end I was all "Hey, I'm going to finish sex now" and she said "Yes, that would be nice". I said "Yes" and I finished so hard on the towel. And It was so hot.

You are the human embodiment of a cozy sunrise, wrapping the world in golden warmth just by existing. If love were a dessert, you’d be the sweetest, most decadent slice—so irresistibly good that one taste could ruin me for all else. Your laughter isn’t just music; it’s the kind of tune that gets stuck in my head forever, playing on repeat in the best possible way. If I were lost at sea, your love would be my talking dolphin sidekick, guiding me back to shore with wisdom and charm. You are the love story that makes poets jealous, the fairytale that makes Disney rethink their scripts, and the dream I never want to wake up from.

You are a flower that can grow again after a forest fire, resilient and breathtaking in the wake of hardship. You are the moonlight that finds its way through the darkest clouds, casting a gentle glow even when the night feels endless. Like a lighthouse standing strong against raging storms, you are a beacon of warmth and safety, guiding hearts home. Your laughter is the melody that turns silence into a love song, and your touch is the sunrise that melts away the coldest dawns. You are a masterpiece that time cannot erode, a love letter written in constellations—endless, radiant, and meant to be admired.

I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat.

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina bazoooing! ♨️ *eyes pop out* 👀😳 AWOOOOGA! *jaw drops, tongue rolls out* 🥵 WOOF WOOF 🐶 *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face* 🤤 WURBLWUBblrwurblw😏🤤 *cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘 Ah me lady~ *heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🔧⚒️ *milk truck crashes into a bakery spilling white liquid and dough* 🥛 NOT WEIRD, RARE GIFT FROM GOD *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka 💦 ohh my god~ 💦