malding
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Sex, in and of itself, is gay. To master the art of masculinity is to master the art of hands free gooning using unrelenting will and mental fortitude.

You then sprinkle salt and pepper on your fresh load and blow dry it for 45 seconds while transferring it into a petri dish with dragon larvae and 9mm bullets.

After several months of microwaving and centrifuging, a homunculus is born... to which you can bestow your heterosexual legacy of impervious dominance and die knowing your name will echo in the chambers of greatness for eternity.