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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
468.8 hrs on record (428.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Not bad
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
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24.3 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
This game has enfeebled you. It's raising terrible lesions on your skin. You can't survive much more of this. But oh, the Sunless Sea, the Sunless Sea...

The game's delights. Play the game, let it bathe you. Its warmth is long-needed sleep, clear crystal air, a lover's embrace.
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
14.0 hrs on record
This game gives you an absolutely unforgettable day filled with joy and laughter, and then shreds your heart into tiny little pieces, and all you can do is watch it happen while you stand by silently crying. And then you play it again. This game is a masochistic circle-jerk of epic proportion that musn't be missed.

10/10, would have my heart shredded again and again.

23/11/2016 - Still an epic game. Buy it now.
Posted 7 October, 2016. Last edited 23 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
1,322.8 hrs on record (1,026.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game will:

- Turn you into a russian.
- Make you hate other people.
- Destroy your social life.
- Manhandle your wallet into paying for skins.
- Make you beg for more.

I R8 8/8
Posted 1 March, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
59.6 hrs on record (56.8 hrs at review time)
Good.
Posted 23 June, 2014.
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