Recent reviews by insertname (Matthew)

The card took a little bit of time to get use to (shooting without a gun felt weird.)
The presence in NY are perfect collectibles because they’ll take 10 seconds to get, but they’re completely separate from the main objective

difficulty Ramps up quickly
exclusively to the tutorial, you couldn’t return to the previous level because you have unlocked Heaven so when I skipped one, I was still improving on that was annoying (if f works for restarting in menu then this can be ignored)

PEAK< PEAK< PEAK

DLC PLEASE

I threw myself into this game for the first time on my friends say file on a steam deck. This is the worst thing I could’ve done and it completely threw me off the game The crosshair was small and disorientating without a gun and the steam deck joysticks definitely aren’t the ideal controller to play this on. It’s a shame that the Xbox or PS versions don’t have support for keyboard and mouse, but there’s definitely better controllers to play this game on steam decks can be quite squeaky and some people straight up replace them. Asus Rog Ally would be better suited.

The controls broke when I received a ticket and I had to restart thankfully I didn’t loose the ticket.

I generally thought it said pick 1 move not “movie”

the “rewards” for finding the gifts, the dialogue isn’t even voiced! but people probably rejoice and prefer the reward that way

if they’re violet’s trip wires why are they alive demons?

the first couple of shotgun levels weren’t too fun and the spray area needs to be a tiny bit bigger for it not to miss the batch of 3 gremlins

it’s boring that the shotgun discard is an allrounder it would have been so interesting if it discard was knockback

water is a bit messy on the ____ island it just appears on the lower rocks following the camera like the foliage in oblivion.

the water on floors is stunning; on the ramps it has a continuation problem where you can see the line between every chunk.

1 of the gifts is unnecessarily hard
2 of the gifts are in unique places and the rest are under unexplored rooftops and tops of buildings

The fire filter makes it harder to judge distance

why can’t Violet tell White if he was dating Red

it would be cool if I could compare my rank with the other Neon’s

the few times a “Neon” is shown would have been nice if they’d had distinct designs.

still thinks it’s crazy how the “dialogue” REWARD isn’t voiced

like why the hell is the first line of dialogue when talking to a character the one that’s voiced half the time it’s old news

7 has way more good iconic moments if you don’t have 7 buy it instead

picking up a key item and having the render show for a second- BUT NO! not the 3D inspect render and to boot a distracting prompt across the button that doesn’t really have to be there; if we’re not inspecting the item? then why do I need a png on my screen

yes this is a pet peeve, yes I am autistic.

to many items pick ups, 3 ways to receive bullets

the inventory doesn’t have the same charm as 4 because of the drained-out renders so you wonder why they bothered, the micro management of shoveling 1 time use items in 2 and 7 is much more therapeutic to me

the fat guy moving into the house make me question why I thought the 4 merchants moving was silly.
he moaned at me when I couldn’t afford an item?

the woman is hardly in the game and the mirror breaks with most of the proton family

she’s so easy to avoid; half the rooms she doesn’t follow you in this is a not as flawed in 7 for how small the first house (the one with the car) I found myself hiding in the starewell to the cellar for 10 minutes

incredibly disappointed with payday too, and I’m not sorry this may be because I’ve played at single player, but I also don’t like Left 4 Dead
see 18:14 in Modern Gaming.

Horde games are just bogus and not for me.

and then they give me an option to stay or leave. OK I only have two life left. I don’t like being a quitter. I’m gonna stay and round up the rest of the bodies and then die trying and waste an hour.

gameplay just be like really competitive sorry repetitive*

my second mission was on I believe over-sized Walter White crystal meth easy bake ovens

I’m deeply regretful that I’ve ran out of synonyms to say sorry to Tom for not liking his* most played game on Steam

legendary combat evolved was partially responsible for my despair in this year.

The whole time I was like just a bit further just a bit further. It’s nearly over it’s nearly over only to check the settings one day and realized I still had seven levels left and it taken me 20 painful hours to get to this point.

I hate Microsoft and I always will. The amount of anguish. I went through trying to hate on them as much as possible in a hi-fi rush review that was only seen by my brain.

is disappointing with all my struggles with legendary that I couldn’t continue off playing the game in normal unlike the last of us where I can switch on the flight did I mention I also hate the last of us and it was out of 800 games in the top 10 on my wishlist

why the heck wasn’t the last of us part one a free upgrade for PS five users and instead just as expensive as a brand new game plus $10 out of all the scams in gaming, this one is definitely a scam. It overrides the fact that that is not the definition of scam and is still considered a scam. they should rewrite scam in Oxford, dictionary, and whatever dictionary US use

so now both the companies suck and Nintendo hate their fans. What have we got left, Steam? U18 gambling yay.

although this game was absolutely awful launch from what I’ve heard it can’t be denied that for any Xbox fan. This package has value a lot more than halo infinite.

The default guns in Halo one really lack any interesting kicks or weight to the sound, but that might just be because I’m playing on legendary which I won’t be now so I’m gonna have to restart my save.

edit: switching between textures in CE was magic (as someone who hasn’t played CE classic) I preferred the original textures for the guns.

Nice game
crap DRM (mostly for Steam Deck)
no matter how hard I try, I can’t get into the fort*. Why is that his house out in the sticks and you can’t get into it there’s literally no other houses here. There’s nothing else to do here. Let me in the house.

who’s decision was it to make opening draws being a different key from looting bodies.

no controller mapping!!!
just why
you can change the keys

Resident Evil’s villages is how I’d want Red Dead 2’s to be you know actually have guts to explore inside.

going into 7 my experience with BIOHAZARD (:steamshmuck:)
I’ve played Resident Evil 2 on a PS3 and resident evil 4 on Switch and two hours of resident evil merchants on the 3DS. It was scuffed.

the knife is incredibly fun to just swish about

sometimes especially after waking up, I’m surprised by how good the staged content is in this.

like to distinguish hey am I actually screwed or is this bit of screwed staged? I was never downright scared, but I did get shocked.

is definitely worth mentioning. The examining items was always annoying in resident evil because why can’t I just collect these? They’re cool because the first couple of items I encounter were completely useless or notes. It took me about two hours to figure out that the first puzzle required me to interact with one of the Spinny 3D models

The chainsaw islike. Oh man there’s no way they’re gonna let me keep this and yeah, they don’t let you keep it.

I struggled to Paris in a lot of games, but this one never felt too easy or too hard. It’s like a perfect middle ground for someone who doesn’t really like pairing anyway, and would rather us back off a little bit.

resident evil games really know how to make a pistol feel nice and not underpowered.

The story is good, but I feel a lot of The beats happened when I thought I was done with the game so to play village I wouldn’t advise against watching the recap video instead, which isn’t what I did.

played 8 for 2 hours made me realize how much more I appreciate 7

at first I thought Ethan had become a zombie because of his stitches and hands reattaching, this is a poor part of the scares brought up by Nerrel in his review of 8

No DRM yippe

*cough unfinished video about EA cough*

EA SPORTS are commonly considered by the “true gamers” to be worthless yearly released, indistinguishable from year 2 year.

Titanfall 2 from Respawn

every gun feels powerful and a joy to use
but I can’t see any use for the pistol outside of the very early stages of the game, where you might need it if you run out of bullets, you will find yourself switching loadouts every now and then because of ammo, I found a gun that I thought was the bee’s knees and then I found a new loadout 1 hour later that was even more fun to play with, during the sewer area the opposing side would only drop 2 gun but both were pretty good so this wasn’t a problem for me, compared with other fps’s like call of duty and halo only letting you carry one viable gun and a backup pistol for absolute emergencies Titanfall let’s you carry 2 of whatever the hell you want which is another reason the pistol sucks doo doo.

wall climbing is a blast but is often separate from the main fight, when it works in campaign battles it shines! but otherwise you don’t really use it much other than traversing.

I can’t recommend a game that can’t be ran in under 100 Hours
like OK I know I’ve wasted a lot more of my life on worst games and for one this game does actually teach you some time management (kinda?)

at first I hated the stats system because it was annoying to have to prioritise one stat to early mornings and evenings to level up but then I realised you get about a week or so to do it for the first time and their is some ways to make it more efficient like studying in the library is better at home because of the loud atmosphere in the school library
and sometimes you might have the option to sit down and read on the subway which means you should only read one chapter of a 2 chapter book so you can read the other one on the bus and not waste your time like reading at home would now this is all fine and dandy but the stats themselves are annoying
like ooh you little small back of chipolatas
you don’t look like you have the guts to drink a cup of green liquid from an unsanctioned emo doctor
come back after you’ve beaten the big bang impossible burger
which is impossible burger because it’s vegan

for me the most fun in P5 has been character interactions between the phantom thieves is pure uninterrupted conversation-

thou thou art provide thy with a new vou thou shout not skip via button til thou has spouted nothing of voute use to ny

the problem is the conversation are half the time treated as increasing your stats with this person when I want it to be about the interactions between Ann and Joker aka a 2 way choice menu

that’s the problem with Persona protagonist being practically a blank slate why would I care about this guys dates when you’re choices mean nothing and it’s all for a stat so woman persona’s will give you a second chance to catch them

that’s why when I get to see Ruyiji exchange glaces with Ann when being busted by the school council president I actually want him to win her over because they actually have something of a chemistry going on there.

mona is not the most annoying companion because he can tell you some useful stuff that’s very black and white but I digress

you need blank to do blank come back later

quick incoherent thought (with spelling mistakes)

P5 defines a NPC as a blank slate which you can just walk straight through without any repercussion, a thing so throw away to the story that it ties no hit box worth implementing, now that’s deep…

this game taught me that’s it’s fun eavesdropping especially when it lacks realism I say about 1 pixel from this woman’s face who’s unbeknown to her, backbiting while being bitten on the back by the figure who she says to here friend they should avoid at all costs from now on

it has alot going for it the soundtrack, tone, transitions

I hate the inconsistency with voiced scenes and not voiced scenes also the art style is nice the art style of the anime cutscenes is also nice… I DON’t really want both… I know making a game look like a cartoon would be hard but Cuphead kind did that also every non anime scene is just 3 or so people standing with a backing track

nearly gets SA-ed* (gets a skimpy costume?) uhh

my problem with the flashbacks integration

the fact you managed to stay up your bed time acting law must have meant you weren’t alone; it was your MJ style guardian who taught you how to make a latte wasn’t it!?!!?

imagine Dunkey actually played this whole thing on a call with Dream a guy who’s not his friend and uhhh.

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