Alright, the truth then. I do need $300. And slaves. Wanna know why? I have a deep dark fantasy! That one day, every master in this nation will control their own destiny. A dungeon of the truly free, dammit! A dungeon of c♂mming, not suction. Ruled by fist, not some d♂ck! Where the leather changes to suit the master, not the other way around. Where glove and leather stuff are back where they belong: in the ass of the boys!

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