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Recommended
80.6 hrs on record (79.2 hrs at review time)
sck mh dck
Posted 12 October, 2020.
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Not Recommended
4,641.8 hrs on record (4,640.9 hrs at review time)
This game ****ing sucks. I hate it and you should as well. I have not got my $10 worth out of this game, it's just so bad.
Posted 28 December, 2019.
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Recommended
209.3 hrs on record (209.2 hrs at review time)
8====D nice rocket ship
Posted 9 December, 2019.
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Recommended
52.5 hrs on record (52.4 hrs at review time)
epic
Posted 12 November, 2019.
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Recommended
12.9 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 31 October, 2019.
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Recommended
75.8 hrs on record
noob toob
Posted 12 April, 2019. Last edited 12 April, 2019.
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Recommended
1,170.8 hrs on record (1,052.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
damn it sucks
Posted 2 September, 2018.
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Recommended
575.6 hrs on record (516.2 hrs at review time)
Oh, gta....Let's just say that what everybody (Maybe even the 5 star reviews, shockingly) said about this game was all true.

Upon booting up the game, there's absolutely no sound whatsoever, and neither is there music. Funnily enough, in the Credits, some guy was actually credited for "Sound".

Anyway, you have only two gameplay options: Custom Race and Random Race. Custom Race allows you to select your semi-trailer truck and the course you race in. There are only FIVE tracks-No wait! Scratch that! FOUR tracks! One track isn't even playable, as loading it crashes the game! Anyway, all the tracks overstay their welcome, and last around 5 minutes. On top of that, they have absolutely nothing to offer and they do not stand out from each other in any way. Oh yeah, and Random Race automatically selects your truck and track (So you may have a 1/5 chance of crashing the game).

Now that I think of it...The game is not only extremely bland, but borderline broken. You're supposed to deliver cargo while being chased by police. The questions are: Where are the police? What's this truck doing here? Why won't the truck move? Where's my cargo? How come my truck controls so stiffly? Why do I move so freakishly fast in reverse? Why do I stop dead in my tracks when I stop reversing? Why can I go through all the objects as if they have no substance? Why can I drive up and down mountains? WHY IS THIS GAME SO UTTERLY BROKEN?!

Overall, as long as you stay away from this game, You're Winner.
Posted 30 July, 2015. Last edited 30 July, 2015.
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