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Recent reviews by Danny DP

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
523.8 hrs on record (241.8 hrs at review time)
Game is broken in every way. one of the worst games ive ever played... like literally. 90% luck, 10% skill. You never know who is actually good at the game due to the massive amount of randomness. ive won a game with 1 kill by staying in a hut and just getting lucky with the zone being on me the entire time and ive demolished an entire server with like 15 kills and still lost. skill literally means nothing. A global elite in csgo can acutally lose every game.
Posted 24 February, 2018. Last edited 10 March, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record
This game made me ♥♥♥ several times once i experienced the joy of going fast. Im still not sure what to do but so far the confusion is great. please buy this and support my grandma in the most indirect way possible.
Posted 29 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record
This game is trash. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ women as usual cant hit ♥♥♥♥ so i end up dying at the same part every time. hopefully the rest of the game is better otherwise trying to drown yourself in a small bathtub is a much better experience.

IMO of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ course
Posted 29 February, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
I remember visiting my family in 2014. The food was great and i got to see my cousins boob.

good times 10/10.

last best COD
Posted 29 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
26.4 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
This game gives you ability to lose weight in an incredible time since all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do is run around 24/7.

graphics - 10/10

Posted 29 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
56.1 hrs on record (55.9 hrs at review time)
While many are stuck in CS-GO being miserable i was able to find this lost treasure. Buy this game and do zombie runs all day while you drink IPAs. life cant get better.
Posted 29 February, 2016.
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2 people found this review funny
110.5 hrs on record (64.2 hrs at review time)
So the purpose of this game is to run over pedestrians while you are on a wild goose chase with the cops. ♥♥♥♥ tha police.

10/10 when you escape and collect all of the money thrown around on the floor after you slaughter everyones body with a 2 ton vehicle.

If only real life provided me the oppurtunity to do this. I would be very happy.
Posted 29 February, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2,061.6 hrs on record (729.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game makes anyone who plays it miserable. You will lose tons of money and end up killing your entire family all at once. 10/10
Posted 21 October, 2015.
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