From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i reign 😈

moo deng

hello pei
how was your day
my favorite color is grey
i am calling about you selling your car today
it is sunday
wait until monday

enough!!!

this is my poem about pei

yo its pei in da daiso, workin all day
but when she breathes in the air, she gotta dash away
got a poop emergency, its no surprise

but when shes chillin, its apex and hippos
moo dengs her favourite, even tho its racist
but its okay, because moo deng is a baby pacifist

i have a question

my name is pei

sometimes im like okay

but hey

slayyyyyy!!

queen, yes thats me b1tch

im here just to scratch your itch

(yeah uh yeah uh)

dress to impress

YEP im the best - pei out

I 👁 hate 😡✋🏻👎🏻 bald 😲 people 👬👫👭

I 🚟👁 have absolutely 🙀 no 😣 intention 💰 to offend 😂😤😈 anyone 🙋🏿‍♂️, but 🍑 I 👁 do not like 😄 bald 😲 people 👨🏽.

It’s irrational, but 🍑😮😅 I 👁 have such a natural 🌿 distrust 🤐 for anyone 🙋 who lacks 📉 a head 💆 of hair 💇🏿‍♀️. When 🍑 I 👁 mean 👀👅 bald 👩‍🦲, I 👁 mean 😏 squeaky-clean bald 😲.

Every 💯 time 🕰⏰ I 😃👁 see 👀 a bald 😲 person 👬👫👭 I 👁 immediately 😤 think ☁🤔 they are extremely 💯 weird 😕, creepy 👀, or somewhere 💍 in between 😉.

EDIT 📝 1 🎄: No 😣 I 👁 don’t hate 😡🚫👉 cancer 💩 patients 🏃‍♂️.

EDIT 📝 2 🕝: I 👁 am losing 😼👌💥 hair 💈 so ironically 😂 I 👥 will probably 😻 end 🔚 up ⬆ bald 👴🏻 myself. That’s alright 👋 because hate 😲�  myself already 👋.

To everyone hating on me when they haven't even used the build. Just know that I am a better player in and outside of Deadlock. All you redditors get no women, while my girl looks like vindicta. Im expecting some more trolls to reply to this post but just know i'm better

if my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

+rep USP magician

sigma male grindset routine

5:30 AM - wake up ridiculously early for no particular reason
5:40 AM - ♥♥♥♥ and piss
5:50 AM - get out of bed
6:00 AM - check stocks, see the value of crypto plummeting again. Contemplate sudoku
6:30 AM - make mysterious posts on social media, go quiet, then re-emerge when the time is right
6:40 AM - go back to bed
7:30 AM - wake up again
7:31 AM - begin doing workout, followed by an hour long edging session (for discipline)
8:00 AM - bathe in the local river (20 degrees F) and get changed
9:00 AM - sprint 2 work
10:00 AM - boss calls me into my office. tells me I'm "fired" for "repeated inappropriate behavior towards female co-workers" (whatever that means)
11:00 AM - sprint back home
12:00 PM - for lunch, eat berries and wild life foraged along the way back home
12:30 PM to 6:00 PM - edging session
6:00 PM to 9:00 PM - watch female joggers at night, learn their running routes. then chase them when they're alone.
9:30 PM - go to sleep and repeat.

4 BIG 😲GUYS 👨🏼👨‍🦲👴🧔 AND THEY GRAB ON MY THIGHS 🖐🏻 BLOW UP MY GUTS 💥💥💥 LIKE THE 4️⃣TH OF JULY IF THEY KEEP ******* MY 🍑 THEN I MIGHT JUST 😭😭😭

Welcome Lads! Welcome to my profile!

I friend everyone of my traders and everyone that is nice!

Please don't try to scam me I know all of the tricks, I have been playing this game for 6 years.

Note: I do not give out free items unless I am feeling very generous ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) More things to know! I am currently 15 years old :) Team Fortress 2 is my favorite game

C9 4 Life

I am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ youtuber I have a IQ of 113

I am very akward ツ

WEE WOO WEE WOO :peepoRedAlarm: IT'S THE BYE POLICE. You didn't say BYE. DISGUSTING behaviour that needs to be publicly shamed.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ███████████
99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're unbelievably homosexual.

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter

WEE WOO WEE WOO

ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!

steps on stage

Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!"

Comedy God: "Heh..."

adjusts fedora

"got em"

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

*foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......*sniffs* BARK

LOL 😅😂🤣 How🤷‍♂️ can 👦🏿Africa👦🏿 NOT🚫❌ get any water💧 when all they👥 got👉 to do💪 is👉 dig⛏ a 2️⃣✖️2️⃣ hole🕳 and 🅿️our💧2️⃣ water💦 🅱️uckets 🅰️t o🅿️🅿️osite c🅾️rners to Ⓜ️ake an infinite🔁 water🌊 source👍👌💯

hewwo owo adds u as friend do u wanty want to duowuo? blushes i pway dweva and i matwix u so we can winny win :3 i’m so random but u stiw want to duowuo wit me right invites u pwease accewpt my invwitation to gwoup!

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! o_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

MOSHI MOSHI 📞 RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES 📞 NEED BACKUP 📞 ARIGATO 📞

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.." ... da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

hello..... my princess of the orient .... <3

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA OP THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play maplestory2 sometime its a really cool anime drama game with a lot of scary chaos raids, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

peeepee

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your ♥♥♥♥* your daddy meat I like *fondles*

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play maplestory2 sometime its a really cool anime drama game with a lot of scary chaos raids, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.