Recent reviews by Al Borland

i think about swansea more than i'd like to

i have fused with mitchell permanently

barney is soft nd ilikehim

i was playing the game like god intended (vacuuming and cleaning) when suddenly i was struck right between the eyes by The Vibe. i cannot explain The Vibe other than "I got this game from a games magazine (affectionate) and I'm sick staying home playing it". not many games have managed to legitimately strike me out of nowhere like this, to suddenly stop me dead in my tracks as I'm completely and utterly mesmerized by the slant of light on the wooden stairs.

i give it a vacuuming thos leafs out of 10

peppino just like me fr

please add rake in icy forests of poland

haha exp go ding

like PT, but better

Lights go out. Entrance door locked. Communications go out. I can't keep the flashlight up because I'm holding the crucifix, I hear my friend pooping his pants in the corner. After some time, ghost of James Jones lets us out of the farmhouse, we get to the van and sigh with relief.

I decide to go inside again.

todds masterpiece... thank you todd