Jack9579
Jack Ousley - 36yo
Irving, Texas, United States
10th Level Warrior (use with joystick controllers)
Every time you try to balance a beach ball on your tongue. Every time phantom power massages ointment in the happy bits. The bloated weasel carcass of James Dean's puss filled bladder still doubles as something interesting in the 21st century. If you must fist your way through the finest carnivals that the crucifix has to offer, then go ahead. Get yourself a law firm and stay the ♥♥♥♥ away from me. But if you like to write poetry, go into your basement. If you don't have a basement, find a garage, if there is no garage, shove a feather in your eye. It doesn't matter. Get a bucket, carry that bucket proudly. Find a sandbox, where kids ♥♥♥♥, piss, jack-off, and play. Fill that bucket with mud, glorious mud. Bring the bucket inside your home and set it on the kitchen table. Bring your family outside, from inside the suitcase. Soothe their lips with beeswax. Dip a comb into the bucket, if there is no comb, use your ribs. If your ribs are sore, and the past is thick between them, and your chest cavity feels like a broom closet, filled with the unsettled dust of the last great commotion. Then imagine your heart is the belly of a yak! Crawl inside that yak, and ZAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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10th Level Warrior (use with joystick controllers)
Every time you try to balance a beach ball on your tongue. Every time phantom power massages ointment in the happy bits. The bloated weasel carcass of James Dean's puss filled bladder still doubles as something interesting in the 21st century. If you must fist your way through the finest carnivals that the crucifix has to offer, then go ahead. Get yourself a law firm and stay the ♥♥♥♥ away from me. But if you like to write poetry, go into your basement. If you don't have a basement, find a garage, if there is no garage, shove a feather in your eye. It doesn't matter. Get a bucket, carry that bucket proudly. Find a sandbox, where kids ♥♥♥♥, piss, jack-off, and play. Fill that bucket with mud, glorious mud. Bring the bucket inside your home and set it on the kitchen table. Bring your family outside, from inside the suitcase. Soothe their lips with beeswax. Dip a comb into the bucket, if there is no comb, use your ribs. If your ribs are sore, and the past is thick between them, and your chest cavity feels like a broom closet, filled with the unsettled dust of the last great commotion. Then imagine your heart is the belly of a yak! Crawl inside that yak, and ZAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Foolio 31 dec 2024 om 18:05 
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gatekeeperᵀᵂᴬ 19 feb 2024 om 1:21 
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Foolio 31 dec 2021 om 5:05 
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            Happy New Year My Friend.
Hope it will be filled with health & happiness.
Supermarine 25 dec 2021 om 9:05 
Hello friend! I hope you are safe and well. Enjoy the holidays with your loved ones. I wish you the best! Merry Christmas!
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Foolio 23 dec 2021 om 19:18 
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And A Safe And Joyous New Year 2022! :GDNormal: :gearthumbsup: