Recent reviews by 𝕵ΔℂƘℛΞÐ90

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-Crafting
-GFX: Cellshading

All of the controls need to be remapped to be playable.

This game is something.
First minute in the game i got struck by lighting and hit a rock. Made 200k in the first 2 hours. I also figured that it's not healthy to eat a half fried snake.
I was buying cosmetics and getting stabbed in the back by random people when i tried to put some pants on.

Special thanks to Bloodyire!

These Dyson Spheres are not building themself. (for now) So go back to work and stop reading this.

yes

This is a game of the year.

Let me elaborate why that is.
In this day and age publisher put way more money and effort into marketing. Blowing games up to these big overhyped bubbles. We've seen it with Anthem, Outriders, New World, Battlefield 2042 ect.

Elden Ring for the first time, in a long time is a game worthy to be called that way.
The only thing i dislike about this, is how easily it is to miss initiative quests.

---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Cyberpunk 2077

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15 Minutes in the Game:
I got bullied to buy this game without a story mode.
As i was booting it up, there was a horrible noise. Turns out that this was the ingame music. I honestly thought my soundcard was broken.
Since i am a pacient gamer, i thought, what is the worst that can happen and joined a game. I was connecting to a defeat game, gained 3 ranks and two weapons. It felt like i got a participation trophy. Hence i am not impressed.

First 5 hour:
I like how the vehicles drive.
The ARs feel resposive.

The Attatchment system works but the pinging needs some improvement.

DnD in space on the internet.
*pew* *pew* *pew*

i cant stop my ship from spinning

neat sandbox