yeah, i recommend doing that immediately

You know what's crazy? I found a Garage Hobo in my garage. I'm gonna go show you him... he's gonna attack me. I'm opening the door! There's a h-hobo! He's gonna attack me! Years later, the Garage Hobo is still attacking the random guy. The Garage Hobo is now a professional biker. He is now the worst scooterer in the entire galaxy... of awesomeness. Reporting live on news: The Garage Hobo has just got hitten by a car and died. Oh no! He's alive again! Nooo! Okay, good he had a heart attack. Not like the weird heart attack... he got killed by a heart. Reporting live on news.

its true im an underachiever

You don't have enough Achievements

Wtf. Wtf... Jaque

toot

fart

Your profile is butt

https://youtu.be/OU5RXu_EN2s

jake come home

you have one game for every time i've peed with a boner in the last 2 weeks

ur pfp is my sleep paralysis demon

jake the dog and brandon the genuine human beng its adventure time

moo

sucks at tf2 but then when we duel they turn on her cheats??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=842A-XyZBMs

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By the way I was JUST KIDDING IT WAS A JOKE

Lame IDIOT . Noob.

Come back to the church brother

johnny flesh

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team fortress 2

♥♥♥♥♥ SO WHAT IF I MOAN WHEN I PEE? MAYBE IT FEEL GOOD BRUH IT NOT YO DAMN BUSINESS. IN FACT WHY YOU THINKING ABOUT ANOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥ MOANING? YOU GAY OR SOMETHING? EXACTLY. SHUT YO ASS UP.

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I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_climbing_salamander

yea it means u have a severe case of alive and u gotta cure it rn

wow

s l e e p y h e a d is a potato

Facebook Delete The Message

Delete

grandson how do you delete messages off of my facebooks

thanks

i didnt know that awesome

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If moths had eyes, would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead?
Cavemen hunting for food
But not before they style the hair on their head
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn't stand a chance
Not with all them rocks about
I'd rather be a blind moth

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Hey nice fruit shredder ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the only thing that could clog up those blades is the sheer volume of documentation hidden in government facilities around the world about the existence of the Anunnaki, a race of aliens that lives in the hollow center of our planet. Hey I got an idea, flip that shredder over and let it tunnel down a couple miles so we can pop into the world underneath and get ourselves some alien handjobs. I read in the bible that these little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can fly too so I wanna ride one of them while bangin it from behind as we soar over a herd of bizarre horse-like creatures. I’m nuttin buckets over here just thinkin about it! Hey you guys ever slap a cop and get away with it? Just asking for a friend alright ♥♥♥♥ homeless kids and I jizz into fans from behind #FLORIDAVOTER

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