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Mintlou 11 Apr @ 3:27am 
>says "i''m bored"
>instant headshotting everyone
w33zy 14 Jan @ 4:27am 
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Kai 12 Feb, 2024 @ 12:58pm 
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Henry 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am 
>be me
>work at bank as a clerk
>decent enough job
>client comes in, dude is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ millionaire so have to give VIP service
>puts the most ridiculous ♥♥♥♥ in the bank: entire sharks, a weird marionette, a priceless ancient sword wielded by a literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god
>one day he comes in to withdraw some stuff
>asks for ten leather, a needle, and thread
Henry 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:57am 
>he puts the needle into the leather
>within one second it is an entire expertly crafted pair of leather chaps
>what the ♥♥♥♥
>he ♥♥♥♥♥♥' does it again without any hesitation
>this man is like a leather Picasso working like clockwork
>after several hundred chaps he racially abuses a gnome and teleports away
Kai 7 Nov, 2022 @ 2:59pm 
+rep black ♥♥♥♥♥
Henry 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:30pm 
-rep

i go to store needing a new drill bit. first he says 'yes ok its in stock no worries, but first i serve mr pelling the local police officer'. ok, i wait 10 minutes. then he comes back and takes me to screwdrivers. wtf? thats not a drill bit. 'sorry he says, ok now we go to drills'.

he shows me the drill bit, but the longer i look i realise its a phillips? wtf? it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ screwdriver again. 'ok ok to get to drill bits we go through garden central'. we walk and he stops to smell petunias. 'you like petunias?'

FINALLY we get to drill bits. i select the diamond tipped bit and take it home. i mark the wall, measure twice, start drilling the wall... WTF, my house ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disassembles? IT'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCREWDRIVER AGAIN
Kai 13 Aug, 2022 @ 10:16am 
your retarded unfourtauntly
w33zy 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:36pm 
:er_wave:
Kai 8 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58am 
HUH
Henry 18 Feb, 2022 @ 5:03am 
jamie: oh btw how was edinbourough
Kai 12 Jul, 2021 @ 5:15pm 
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Biggles ๑ﭥ 6 Jul, 2021 @ 4:19am 
where did u go xx
Kai 31 May, 2021 @ 1:02pm 
why it say 0.5 hours on runescape when we all know its 24k??
Henry 2 Apr, 2021 @ 4:09am 
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Chimp 17 Mar, 2021 @ 6:16pm 
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w33zy 24 Feb, 2021 @ 2:23pm 
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Chimp 20 Jan, 2021 @ 3:14pm 
Fragatron more like Fagatron
kaii 17 Jan, 2021 @ 4:12am 
ur not a fragatron u get no FRAGS!!!!!!!
Kai 1 Jan, 2021 @ 9:15am 
MOM FOCK OFF NEOW
Kai 1 Jan, 2021 @ 9:15am 
NEOW
Kai 1 Jan, 2021 @ 9:15am 
bring back quote wall
Henry 20 Nov, 2020 @ 3:53pm 
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Kai 8 Sep, 2020 @ 3:09am 
he never goes for a walk
Tim Cheese 28 Jun, 2020 @ 2:57pm 
Enemies on Legend are level 655. Even 35, +300 from gear, you're under. You do less stagger, less damage. Less everything. You're ALL a liability.
Tim Cheese 26 Jun, 2020 @ 5:15am 
ok so im just gonna have to write a BIG MINUS REP TO THIS GUY. for real. We are on the map "Fellas I work for" on Vermintide 2, I am playing fire mage and he is playin dwarf, when i join he always typin in chat like he actually is the dwarf?! "Hail Zarrin" "fine day to smash some rats eh Wutelgi" im thinkin this guy is loco already lol but i think he cool so we still playin n that. Then all of a sudden he says to me, "look dude, im a bloody rakkizar!" and starts shootin me with his flame pistols!?!??! like we are mid run and I have the grim on me too. i stop to type like WTH dude? but before i can a storm is comin for me, he just says over voice chat "lets pump those dwarven legs" and runs off leaving me to die. legit cant beleive he acting like this and was max level playing legend games too! go back to recruit u dumb bot .
Mintlou 22 Jun, 2020 @ 3:04am 
If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my friend🙏👊
n0mad 16 Jun, 2020 @ 8:08am 
BIG -REP. My story: I'm solo queuing on Thursday evening, 8.30pm. Inferno. CT. Cool, let's hope for a 12-3 half or something. Me and green call B, good stuff. This CRETIN 'Jamie' types 'b' in team chat. I try to explain to him that we called B first and he should go to A. This guy says 'enjoy' and shoots me in the head. I type in chat 'Fine man, you go B' and I make myself over to A on round 2. He follows me and proceeds to beg me to shoot him in his 'trouser snake'. Round 5 and he's in a 1v2 clutch, he has a good position with a smoke and manages to start defusing from 10 seconds, he gets down to 0.05 and we all start celebrating but then he comes off it and high pitch SCREAMS 'CALL B AND NO DEE'. Honestly, i kill 4 holding A and he comes to retake through library, free kill on the guy looking away and instead starts pretending to read the books asking if we like shakespeare. Not to mention this kid was pretty much constantly squeezing out farts on his mic and giggling to himself.
n0mad 14 Jun, 2020 @ 10:58am 
quote wall back
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venga 13 May, 2020 @ 1:57pm 
Congratulations!
Your Steam ID is chosen as a winner of Daily Giveaway.
You can get your ★ Butterfly | Slaughter on {LINK REMOVED}
venga 13 May, 2020 @ 1:57pm 
were only scrimming against navi rn but were loking to go pro!
venga 13 May, 2020 @ 1:56pm 
hey bro we played last week i wanted to add you to my team!
kaii 18 Feb, 2020 @ 4:57am 
BRING BACK QUOTE WALL
kaii 31 Dec, 2019 @ 5:44pm 
bring back quote wall
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kaii 19 Aug, 2019 @ 7:00am 
The Best Ever Game That i Have Been Ever Played.
Good story line...
Good background music..
Good weapons...
Played fully 54 hour...
In that time no bug seen..
good Optimized.....
Finally a good game...
Tim Cheese 18 Aug, 2019 @ 4:49pm 
The Best Ever Game That i Have Been Ever Played.
Good story line...
Good background music..
Good weapons...
Played fully 54 hour...
In that time no bug seen..
good Optimized.....
Finally a good game...
kaii 15 Jul, 2019 @ 3:54am 
omg this is my biggest OH ♥♥♥♥ i have ever had i was in the amusement park and i was riding on that disco thing that it looks like a round thing ok so we were playing it and we were all in action and the disco thing is starting to jamp around after that ( MY HEAD GOT STUCK TO A GIRLS BREAST AND I SAID INSIDE HER BREAST OH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ) and that everybody was my biggest OH **** YET!! XD btw its sooo soft her ♥♥♥♥ are soft and warm DAME THAT WAS COOL BEST OH **** EVER
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Tim Cheese 1 May, 2019 @ 4:59pm 
Hello and welcome to my Steam profile. I'm an active community member of Killing Floor 2 but as you can see, I'm also a French that make Killing Floor 2 guides in english.
kaii 1 May, 2019 @ 3:34pm 
50 EUROS.........
Henry 16 Mar, 2019 @ 6:52am 
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kaii 3 Feb, 2019 @ 3:13pm 
fear is a choice
Henry 22 Jan, 2019 @ 1:50pm 
Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. It seemed to me I stood by the iron gate leading to the drive, and for a while I could not enter, for the way was barred to me. There was a padlock and a chain upon the gate. I called in my dream to the lodge-keeper, and had no answer, and peering closer through the rusted spokes of the gate I saw that the lodge was uninhabited. No smoke came from the chimney, and the little lattice windows gaped forlorn. Then, like all dreamers, I was possessed of a sudden with supernatural powers and passed like a spirit through the barrier before me.

The drive wound away in front of me, twisting and turning as it had always done, but as I advanced I was aware that a change had come upon it; it was narrow and unkept, not the drive that we had known. At first I was puzzled and did not understand, and it was only when I bent my head to avoid the low swinging
Kai 28 Dec, 2018 @ 9:13am 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.
Extinct Trade Banned 17 Nov, 2018 @ 5:29am 
-rep stopped playing games with me, was a nuts pubg and CS player but died off. Now he plays codbo4 all the time when he is ♥♥♥♥ at it. But what he doesn’t know is that my dad owns codbo4 and he is about to get his account deleted and get beat up by my dad. Don’t ♥♥♥♥ with me next time you noob.
Henry 25 Jun, 2018 @ 5:42am 
What the actual day of my favorite color of my life and you are a great time to go back to my house is so much to do it in my room is a good time for the next time we were talking about it and it will take you out there that is the best thing to me I have a good thing is I have no clue who are the best of luck to all my life is not the only one

w33zy 7 Jun, 2018 @ 2:01pm 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.