Recent reviews by JapiChode

Pico Park 2 isn’t just a game it’s a reminder that simple things can carry profound beauty. There’s something in the way it mixes simple quirkiness and puzzles with just enough action that makes you pause. It doesn’t shout; it lingers. It brings you back to quiet moments you didn’t know you missed: late afternoons, laughter echoing off trees, the kind of peace that’s hard to find these days. It touches the soul not because it tries to, but because it doesn’t have to. It’s honest, unpretentious, and deeply satisfying. In a world that moves too fast, Pico Park 2 reminds you to slow down, breathe, and feel something real.

This game is sort of like a super dark futuristic dystopian RP game, idk what to really call it. In my first 2 hours of the game, I didn't learn any of the crafting or complete any of the tasks besides laundry but instead I:

1)Stole someone's laundry and then lied had the cop kill the other guy
2)Asked for money at the infirmary but was given 3 bottles of mystery juice that made me lose my sanity
3)Was beat by a gang of dudes with pipes
4)Traded a skeleton I found for 10 credits
5)Joined a rebel faction that started a riot with half the server before we were all promptly gunned down.

There is also a rep system call amanecytes (might've spelled this wrong). In alot of RP games if you do something bad you just wait in a cell during a timer and once its done you spawn back here. In this game after the riot we were all turned in drudges where you have a spit bag over your face making it hard to see, your arms are tied and your feet are chopped off and replaced with stints. You then must push boulders into a big furnace until your rep is back to 0. On top of all the former rebels that were all fighting over the boulders in prison so we could be freed, then the fence rotates which doors are open to prevent you from making an efficient way of dropping them in, literally making a hopeless cynical prison.

9/10. Been a long time since I've been so engrossed in a game. Reminds me alot of the Half-Life 2 universe just alot darker. Hopefully they add more features and fix some of the bugs but its super fun and the players in the servers really get into their roles.

Finally got to live my dream and relive old memories of working in a restaurant.

Got to open my own fine dining establishment (BIG BUGUSSY BURGERS) where we sell luke warm unseasoned beef patties smothered in a cold burgussy bun that was purchased a week ago. You can do everything that would happen in a real restaurant including but not exclusive to

1) Groaning as a customer walks in at closing time while you’re trying to clean
2) Putting together a customers grossly modified order of 5 squirts of mayo and a lb of lettuce
3) Take smoke breaks by the back dumpster
4) Cry in the walk in cooler
5) Eat the leftover messed up orders in the parking lot at 1am after work while smoking a fat doobie in a 2006 grey Nissan Altima with a broken tail light.

Overall 9/10. Animations still kinda janky but a fun game

Love getting called slurs while trying to figure out how to make a black rice salmon pizzushi, only for everyone to get c4’d by the dissidents.

Then respawn as a floating colored orb and tell everyone to merge into each others balls and get inside each other.

9/10 haven’t laughed this hard in a co-op game in a really long time

Updated:
10/10 pretended to be gordon ramsay in pizzushi and ran a kitchen brigade while yelling at a kid the pizza was fooking raw

Love getting passed around town while carrying my (big black c-o-ckle) which is an edible saltwater clam btw, as my partner does all the work on the farm & homestead

10/10

Few things in life have truly disturbed me. This game is one of them. It started off kinda kinky with some demon chicks then went way past what should be seen by a human. And trust me I'm a pretty freaky person even this was too much

Damn one of the freakiest games I've played in a long time. Just wish your character had more scenes with the cult females, I just wanted to get passed around and fked like a damn dog.

8/10, wouldnt play it again but dang do I love some freaky deeky hanky panky time

Drew a 2 weiners and balls out of jenga blocks

10/10

A hundred years after ur death, you turn into a ghost and you finally get to finger bang a chick with a tv remote and use a borderline satanic ritual to materialize back into your human form briefly just to get a piece of white girl punani.

Game is game 10/10

Be in the 1930s Italian mafia smoking the fattest cigars, driving fast cars, shooting the biggest guns, and selling illegal booze out of your bosses Italian restaurant. You also get to bang a feminine Italian girl named Sarah (none of that it/is/they/them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue hair liberal furry poptart non-binary transformer decepticon stuff) just as god intended. 9/10