I've played Counter-Strike since 2004. I started with 1.6 and Source. I was extremely addicted. Going to school, jiggle peeking in the hallways. I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch. That was big in the early CS days, before zBlock was added. Which never affected me, I was simply too much for it. Once I got home I would play instantly, and would go straight to bed without anyone noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary AWP and AWP people on the swing set from the jungle gym during recess. Now, I am global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to Gaben, God bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes, when I'm driving, I see birds flying and turn away due to my CS instincts. I almost killed my mother once, she had appeared briefly in my peripheral vision. I had no knowledge, nor was I expecting the presence of anyone beforehand at the time. It was a surprise birthday party my family and friends had been planning for weeks to throw for me. Some of my closer friends and colleagues should have known better. They knew I was online as ♥♥♥♥. I am so online that it has to be kept under wraps. It is in the best interest of not only my safety, but the world's safety, and society around me in general as well. None of this information has been declassified. In the circumstance that you're reading this, know that it is at your own risk. I am second to NONE, remember that. Remember this as well, when you see me in your game, and undoubtedly one day you shall. Prepare for defeat, you personified piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.