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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
-Increases your chance of getting Days Gone 2 by 1%

"This is Mark Copeland for Radio Free Oregon. Don’t believe the lies. They say Sony won’t greenlight Days Gone 2. But that’s just what they want you to think. The people deserve the truth!"

Deacon St. John (somewhere in the ♥♥♥♥, riding north):
“Oh shut the hell up, Copeland. Jesus Christ. You probably think the Freakers are trying to stop Days Gone 2 too, huh? Maybe the NERO choppers are flying scripts around or some conspiracy crap.”
sighs
"Look, I believe Days Gone 2’s gonna happen. Y'know why? 'Cause the fans won’t shut up about it. And we don't go down that easy. Not me, not Boozer, not this game."

pause
"Also, I got a freakin' bear to punch, so maybe shut the hell up for once, Copeland.”
Posted 24 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
45.4 hrs on record
A must-play for Fallout fans

If you love classic Fallout (or games from the geniuses behind the original fallout, Tim Cain and Leonard Boyarsky), you’ll love The Outer Worlds. It’s got the famous Obsidian magic! Great writing, tough choices that actually matter, and awesome companions with real personality. Plus, high dialogue skills don’t just let you smooth-talk your way out of everything, which is refreshing.

Combat perks felt kinda meh, and I never really saw a point in pleasing factions, but the story, choices, and characters more than make up for it. Definitely worth playing!
Posted 27 February.
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50.2 hrs on record (48.8 hrs at review time)
I’ve never felt so powerful holding a pair of twos!
Balatro is a masterpiece of absurdity.
Posted 20 January.
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84.5 hrs on record
So many mean enemies, so much betrayal, so much death! But YOU are going to be "Elden Lord", and that's what makes this game worth it. The challenge, the struggle to become the Elden Lord. You will enjoy every second of it.
Posted 30 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.6 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
I can confirm, you shoot arrows in 3 rows
Posted 13 May, 2024. Last edited 13 May, 2024.
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499.1 hrs on record (292.0 hrs at review time)
- "Hey, you. You finally purchased the game! You were trying to keep playing the xbox 360 version, right? Walked right into Bethesda's Special Edition ambush, same as us, and that xbox fanboy over there..."

- "D**n you Steam users! Xbox was fine until achievements and communities came along. You there. You and me, we shouldn't buy this game! It’s these achievement hungry gamers Valve wants."

- "We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, fanboy."

- "Shut up back there! And buy the game again!"
Posted 31 March, 2024.
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97.8 hrs on record (47.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've killed like a thousand loot bugs and I'm ashamed of myself... :(
In a nutshell, it's vampire survivors but better! And with dwarves! Dwarves beat vampires and vampire slayers ofc!
Posted 26 March, 2024. Last edited 26 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
44.4 hrs on record (41.9 hrs at review time)
"The ever-patient Gamer valiantly awaits the release of Hades 2. One of these days, or nights, not so very long from now, the Gamer may finally unlock all the achievements in Hades 1. And then, what shall become of him? Having achieved his goal, the Gamer discovers that the game is utterly bereft of the life-threatening excitement to which he has grown accustomed, and the lack of anything of note to do, the sheer mundanity, results in agony and more impatiently waiting for Hades 2..."

- at least I get all the ambrosia I want!
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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165.9 hrs on record (48.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Very fun and addicting game, specially when played with friends.
The card system is cool, encourages you to choose a path. Do you wanna trade? or isolate yourself from the rest of the world and make everything you need by yourself.

Hope they keep updating it like they have been so far. Cause right now there are a couple of balancing issues.
I feel like the devs don't play their game on highest difficulties as much as they should, balance patches sometimes make the game close to impossible if not completely impossible. AI towns are useless, they have little effect on the market and I haven't seen them attack or trade... or do anything really...
Other than that the overall feel of the game is great, with catchy music and chill vibes. if you avoid the highest difficulties it could be a very relaxing city building experience for you.
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record
Overwatch 1 was one of the best games of all time, Overwatch 2 is one of the worst games of all time.

I have 1100 hours in Overwatch 1, I got like 70 achievements when I logged into overwatch 2 :)) I loved that game but in Overwatch 2 everything is worse, the matchmaking is worse, competitive is worse, the overall feel of the gameplay is worse. Apparently I have to pay 15 dollars for PvE content that I used to get for free in Overwatch 1!
Blizzard never thought this game would become the most hated game of all time when they release it on Steam, gamers surprised them!
Posted 18 August, 2023. Last edited 18 August, 2023.
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