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He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego,
Ai, ai, se eu te pego
Delícia, delícia
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego
Ai, ai, se eu te pego
Sábado na balada
A galera começou a dançar
E passou a menina mais linda
Tomei coragem e comecei a falar
Nossa, nossa
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Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh, how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me
Her boyfriend's a ♥♥♥♥
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an IROC
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me
was playing online grand theft automobile when hit fellow video gamer car with my car. i exit auto mobile and attempt trading of insurance information when I am hit by pistol bullet. fellow gamer goes into my vehicular and driver car. I am to look inside of his vehicular transportation when i cannot find vehicle registration under his name. call local police officer but he is not help, he is say racism things at me (i am a white in real but I enjoy roleplay as africa). so if anyone sees car license 7EDT417 please use telephone and call me
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Le-le-le-le-le-let’s show them how we do this
Le-le-le-le-le-let’s start the show
I don’t want to be how everybody else is
I’d much rather be original
Le-le-le-le-le-let’s show them how we do this
Le-le-le-le-le-let’s start the show
I don’t want to be how everybody else is
I’d much rather be original
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I remember very well that awful day
I was in my mother, curled up tight
Though I have to say, it was as dark as night
Nothing to do, didn't wanna breathe
I was so happy, didn't want to leave
Then I hear some people give a shout
"One push, Mrs. Rosen, and he'll be out!"
I'm telling you, that was a puzzle to me
I shouted out, "How'd you know I'm a he?"
Doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can talk!"
I popped out my head, said, "Now watch me walk!"
I juked and jived around that room
Balam-bam-boola balam-ba-diddy-boom
When I was one, I swam the English Channel
When I was two, I ate a soapy flannel
When I was three, I started getting thinner
When I was four, I ate the dog's dinner
When I was five, I was in a band playing drums
When I was six, I ate a bag of plums
When I was seven, I robbed a bank with my sister
When I was eight, I became prime minister
When I was nine, I closed all the schools
When I was ten, they made me king of the fools
When we see him in maroon & white
His hair is fine
He scores belters all the time
He hates the IRA
IT'S KYLE LAFFERTY!!
I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.
Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
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