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TheGamingGuru 2 May @ 2:38pm

This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

Atropos 9 Jan @ 10:57pm

As I lay inside my sheets, I can feel the sticky substance stuck on the inside of my sheets, left over from our previous session. We had no clue it would be our last. The loneliness in my heart was overwhelming. I couldn't help but long for my throat goat. A pain. A sharp, sharp pain. A pain behind my eyes that I couldn't rectify. Long live my honey bun.

Atropos 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:07pm

tight yet goopy, drippy

SlySkydiver2585 20 Oct, 2024 @ 2:02am

i luv u fren

Phaseus 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Respectable favorite group, my guy.

Atropos 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20pm

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Atropos 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:48am

mwah mwah mwah