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pwister 19 May, 2022 @ 7:27pm

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goat 20 Jul, 2021 @ 6:03am

big fan please sign my profile

Pookie Bear 8 Nov, 2020 @ 6:46pm

Vouch

chief beef 25 Jul, 2018 @ 8:31am

I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

chief beef 27 May, 2018 @ 3:44pm

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito
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mika 17 Apr, 2017 @ 4:32pm

acer 29 Dec, 2016 @ 2:35pm

show me how u got 6.94 on Dark Forest in polyball thx

^-^ 13 Oct, 2016 @ 7:56pm

Are you configs for heavy public?

NRBY♱ඞ♱# 28 Aug, 2016 @ 11:52pm

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Smurf 666 20 Aug, 2016 @ 1:30pm

#DICKSOUT FOR HARAMBE

Yakub 25 Jun, 2016 @ 11:14pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIPCYedZspI&ab_channel=KiddKlutch

minifridge 13 Jun, 2016 @ 4:13pm

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

discario 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:29pm

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Kesimpta Enjoyer 25 May, 2016 @ 9:39pm

copyright lil ugly mane 2016

BOT Ghostie 25 May, 2016 @ 9:12pm

I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "I'm a UGC plat Heavy main." He grabs me with his powerful heavy main hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass-cheeks for Kresnik. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Kresnik. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Kresnik. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Kresnik looks him straight in the eyes and revs up his Tomislav. Kresnik leaves through my window. Kresnik is love. Kresnik is life.

BOT Ghostie 25 May, 2016 @ 9:12pm

I was only 9 years old. I loved Kresnik so much, I watched all his streams and casts. I pray to Kresnik every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Kresnik is love" I say; "Kresnik is life" My dad hears me and says "wtf krenik". I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Kresnik. I called him a ♥♥♥♥. He slaps me and makes a video about how Kresnik is a hacker. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It's Kresnik.

BOT Ghostie 25 May, 2016 @ 9:02pm

💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😍! 1️⃣cummy💦 2️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦💦 4️⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy ♥♥♥♥💦 so much he can't ♥♥♥ any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁️squishy☁️ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️

Kesimpta Enjoyer 21 May, 2016 @ 4:35pm

jk brownies only

Kesimpta Enjoyer 21 May, 2016 @ 4:32pm

gj rip you get a gold star http://imgur.com/gallery/RwjKTsS

NRBY♱ඞ♱# 17 May, 2016 @ 1:13pm

What the ♥♥♥♥

BOT Ghostie 16 May, 2016 @ 9:48pm

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

BOT Ghostie 16 May, 2016 @ 9:48pm

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

BOT Ghostie 16 May, 2016 @ 8:05pm

Kresnik is Daddy ♥

BOT Ghostie 16 May, 2016 @ 8:05pm

Daddy I'm hungry and craving a big juicy meaty sandvich

BOT Ghostie 16 May, 2016 @ 8:04pm

Daddy bigstick pls dont rev up behind a corner and pewpew my pepe

BOT Ghostie 16 May, 2016 @ 7:55pm

Kresnik is Daddy ♥: ground me gently Daddy