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Deploy to mission-critical refreshment station (coffee)
Engage with high-priority communications pipeline (email doomscroll)
First meeting: "Let’s level-set before we deep dive" (no one prepared)
Second meeting: "Let’s take a step back and align on north star goals" (zero action items)
Leverage asynchronous collaboration tools (send Slack, pray for no reply)
Lunch break: "Maximizing efficiency with a working session" (eating over keyboard)
Afternoon grind: "Shifting priorities due to urgent deliverables" (fire drill mode)
Boss: "Let's circle back on this EOD" (just got assigned weekend work)
Operational offboarding initiated (laptop closed, Slack still open)
Recharge bandwidth for tomorrow’s value-driven execution (sleep)
It might be his pure, clear eyes or those innocent-looking furry ears and tail. Whatever the reason, everyone who underestimates him eventually pays the price.