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ㅤ* Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
ㅤ* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
ㅤ* Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*
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