Recent reviews by Cavaco Silva

It's like snake except that you can't eat (almost) anything.

Screaming orange in the middle of the night repeatedly just to lose miserably because the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virus was blue.

10/10 would scream again

insanely good game, great progression system, gets me hooked up on new weapons all the time, the difficulty increases are insane

Old school game, still one of the best platformers with a great level of detail and story.

Strongly recommend

Still one of the best couch gaming experiences you can have.
Superb concept, tight mechanics, insane speed.

Super recommended

The music,
The aura,
The gameplay
The story.

Giant games does it again, this time with a more dark and surreal game

10/10 would play until deaded

The history of this game and the developers is sickening.

1º - The game is poorly optimized, it doesn't even use partial rendering properly, you'll see this in big maps, like 2nd day of the hotline miami heist, grim casino when you're in the document office, etc.
This game is based on the diezel engine which is a highly modified source engine, there are sync bugs all over the place, huge performance problems.
Do you see people tying civilians from 50 meters away in source? The foundation of the game is bad and the developers won't change that.

2º - They make all these events, where you reach certain milestones by playing the game, or joining the community, or something else.
They then promise rewards for certain milestones, some rewards come 1 year late, it's free content sure, but at the same time the game is just dlc.

3º - Seriously, there are over 30 dlc pieces for this game, some of them introduced as the milestones were reached.

And the latest one, the one that pushed this game into garbage town was micro-transactions for weapon skins.
weapon skins is already stupid, but weapon skins with stats? so you have to pay 2,50€ or £ for a possible skin that boosts your weapon?
This micro-transaction scheme was introduced as the first free reward of the so called crimefest festival.

Free reward, free content, yeah they developed the content, they put it the game, you just have to legal gamble your way into getting it.

How do you explain 30+ dlc pieces and stat skins for weapons when you can't even use partial rendering?

It's all a downwards spiral from now on, I sincerely suggest you stay away from this game, don't waste the time and money for something that won't grow anymore.

Even with random personalities enabled, napolean always wants my ass.

10/10 would croissant again.