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15.5 hrs on record
great on steam deck
Posted 30 August, 2024.
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127.0 hrs on record
Putt-Putt has been accidentally rocketed to the moon! He'll need to get help from the lunar residents (and you!) to find his way back home. Total gameplay time about 1 hour.

The bright colors and cheery music distract from a deeper truth, though. This was no accident.

Are to believe it is a coincidence that Pep, the individual who triggered the rocket, just happened to have a space helmet with him on the day of the incident?

It is not possible to maintain a rocket capable of lunar intercept (using a single burn!) in a launch-ready configuration indefinitely. Mister Firebird intentionally and with malice aforethought configured that rocket for immediate use.

And what of the rocket itself? Despite being barely 2 meters long, it is able to provide the 13km/s ΔV needed for a lunar intercept to a 650kg+ payload (Putt-Putt is, as we all know, an Austin-Healey Sprite Mk1). Even very generously assuming that Mister Firebird has crammed 1500kg of fuel in the rocket, it would require an ISP over 1,100 sec. No known chemical rocket can achieve this. We can only conclude that Mister Firebird is involved in skunkworks projects.

Perhaps Putt-Putt knew too much.
Posted 17 March, 2023. Last edited 3 June, 2023.
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11.3 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It does exactly what it says on the tin, and it does it really well. It's been a crazy amount of progress in only a year of development

  • Dungeon Alchemist is not a *game*, but instead is a tool for Game Masters of tabletop RPGs to create taverns/dungeons/houses/towns without much effort.
  • tldr: draw the boundaries of each room, and the contents are procedurally filled in
  • you can manually add/remove/tweak the contents of the output room if desired
  • it allows export to image files, but also supports export to virtual tabletop software like Foundry and Roll20 (including dynamic lighting effects)
Posted 16 April, 2022.
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