As a marvel rivals player with a Psy D and 2 Masters, it feels this way a lot. I am a chess champion so I think strategically. Add in that I am also a collegiate debate moderator, and it starts to REALLY feel like I'm the smartest player on my team every game.

I am so happy when I look at the score board and I'm the worst player on the team because we always win those games. Most players are incredibly selfish and suffer from Main Character Syndrome so even when asked nicely, they will have a tantrum.

So yes, most of the time everyone is incredibly selfish and stupid and refuses to play as a winning team. I actually go back and watch my games and work on progressing as a player with positioning and counters.

Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Skibidi, you think you are so sigma because of your mewing streak huh? Guess what beta, when I am hitting the griddy with my level 10 gyatt we'll know who's the true sigma. You may be Kai Cenat, ♥♥♥♥ you pay your fanum tax, I'll give you that, but don't forget that I am baby gronk, and remember, when I get my Livvy Dunne and she's jelqing me, you'll be edging to it like a soyboy, does that sound too Ohio to you? Well wasn't it Ohio too when you started looksmaxxing as if it would change the fact that you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gooner with L. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. rizz. You don't like it, but I will always have the Fortnite battle pass... I. Mog. You. You do the thug shake with dat thicc cake when I tell you to. Better have some Grimace Shake to wake you up to the reality that you are just another sus NPC amogus.

I just busted the fattest most ludicrous nut ever

I haven’t jerked the jimmy in probably 2 weeks, I wanted to see what would happen. Well like ten minutes ago I said ♥♥♥♥ it and started to wack the Willy. I found the finest video I could find and when I nutted it shot out like a double barrel shotgun. Like baby batter just flew EVERYWHERE. In fact, it came out so fast that the very tip of my dongle where the hole is started to BURN. That’s how much came out with that much velocity. It was over my bed sheets, my crotch, and a drop even hit my WALL. I had to take off my shirt to sop it all up. That’s two weeks worth of fresh sex sauce that came out of my mollywopper in the blink of an eye. 10/10 experience, I didn’t even have post- nut clarity, I had an existential crisis.

I, too, am a chad enjoyer of pointing out formally incorrect grammar on internet threads. These heathen fools, these imbeciles, fail even at such simple communication yet believe their words hold value. Isn't it just such a deep pleasure to yank the tablecloth out from under their argument by pointing a single dread finger at their grammar? They fall to pieces, unable to confront their own intellectual failings.

Farewell for now, friend, I must return to taking internet IQ tests whose high scores I keep track of in an excel spreadsheet.

I am driving a lifted Dodge RAM truck. My lifted Dodge RAM truck has blinding white LED headlights positioned exactly at eye level. I am currently tailgating you in the right lane, even though you're going 20 miles an hour over the speed limit, and the left lane is open. There are Monster Energy and Fox Racing stickers on the rear windshield of my lifted Dodge RAM truck. There are perfectly clean mud tires and massive chrome rims on my lifted Dodge RAM truck. I make $31,000 a year and thought that that was a wise financial decision. I bring cases of Bud Light to girls at high school parties when my wife and children aren't home. My lifted Dodge RAM truck has a gun rack which holds the AR-15 that I bought at Walmart. Yeti coolers kick ass!

I looked the other way when you all started eating tidepods. I bothered not when you all got into your little fidget spinner faze. Hell I even tried to not be a little ticked off when tiktok was created. I regret everything as I now have finaly been pushed off the edge.They shall now all face the crimes they commited. For the NFT is evil and cringe and shows me the corruption that plagues humanity. Whether this corruption is recent or not.

Humanity is now my ♥♥♥♥♥. Be prepared to face the wraith of my cynicism.