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Recent reviews by jz(u)jhu

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5 people found this review helpful
46.8 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
The ultimate idle clicker, never was really fond of cookies but booties?? Now we're talking :3
Posted 11 January.
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4 people found this review helpful
77.9 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
Why do people gotta bag on good games just because kernel issues? If Valorant and League of Legends were on steam they'd be getting bagged for the same reason btw but they're still going strong . A game like this hinges on being cheater-free from day one; otherwise, it loses all... fun. but with this game day 1 I’m enjoying it! Not to mention, this game has an extraction gameplay mode where, if you die, you lose the items you worked hard for, making cheaters all the more infuriating. Cheaters in a F2P = Game death and loss of community trust, seldom to be recovered.

I see this trade-off as a win—you get expensive-as-hell games for free, two in one package, with superb gameplay. It’s super fun, with crispy mechanics and satisfying shooting. It's a free quality game that scratches all two itches, I would give it time to improve rather than killing it. Such a waste when its so fun.

Also most negative reviews don't even mention a thing about gameplay (reason = because its great).
(also why you so scared of your info getting stolen? You got something to hide??)
Posted 5 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
34.9 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
Grab Tekken, grab crontroller, grab opponent, grab Lili, grab AGAIN AND AGAIN, list goes on... (ANYWAYS I LOVE THIS GAME)
Posted 18 April, 2024. Last edited 18 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
68.0 hrs on record (37.1 hrs at review time)
Helldivers, oh Helldivers! What a marvel of (super) human ingenuity! From the very moment you plunge into its vast expanse of intergalactic chaos, you are thrust into a whirlwind of action that will leave you breathless, yearning for more!

The gameplay is an absolute masterpiece! The seamless blend of strategy, cooperation, and sheer mayhem is nothing short of genius. Whether you're engaging in intense firefights against alien hordes, dodging incoming ordnance with the grace, or unleashing devastating weaponry upon your foes, every moment is of chaos and glory!

And let us not forget the cooperative aspect, my dear comrades! Helldivers truly shines when experienced with fellow soldiers of fortune. The camaraderie forged on the battlefield, the unspoken understanding between comrades as you tackle insurmountable odds together... it is an experience that transcends mere gaming and delves into the realm of true camaraderie!

Ah, but what truly sets Helldivers apart is its irrepressible charm! Gather your fellow soldiers to battlefield for the exhilarating rush of completing a mission against all odds, every moment is infused with a sense of joy and excitement.

I feel 15 again.
Posted 3 March, 2024. Last edited 3 March, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Very nice, only problem I had was that the texts weren't translated. Which was a shame since I love the idea of SMS in NTR games.
Posted 15 November, 2022.
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12 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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26.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
This series has thrown me around like a ragdoll. It kicks me down, heals my heart then crushes it to pieces again. So I have come for my much needed treatment for my BETA induced trauma...

Muv-Luv has all of the emotions you could ever want but are unable to hold. This series has made me smile, frown, wince, cry, cringe and it even made me feel terror, now that is a serious accomplishment.

I re-read a wiki summary of Muv-Luv Alternative in preparation for this since it'd been a while (fanslations and good engrish times) and I burst into tears just from that. Immediately afterwards I brought all the games steam and effectively grinded them all out playing no other games inbetween, my life has been all Muv-Luv for a week now.

That should sufficiently summarise the stupid and lasting impact this series has had on me.

p.s. Sad I wasn't able to leave first review because of my download speed T-T
Posted 30 July, 2020. Last edited 30 July, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
59.0 hrs on record (37.2 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ theres too much to write so I'll do this later but this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is so damn good i played it 3 times in 40 hrs,
Posted 13 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
224.3 hrs on record (148.2 hrs at review time)
My friends got mad at each-other for improving at the game and everyone stopped playing eventually because of it. 10/10.
Posted 3 November, 2019.
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72.9 hrs on record (72.7 hrs at review time)
Good game, feel bad for Natal. Feels sad man.
Posted 27 July, 2019.
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185.4 hrs on record (185.2 hrs at review time)
On my second play-through of all the routes atm. Absolutely love everything about this game.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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