Recent reviews by Backsh♡ts

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For The Company. (And the Quota)

You're telling me you have the music off???? Let alone on the Moon????? on Mithrix's Level??? god you're missing out on one of the best songs in music history. Oh, the game is good too,

Arguably one of the hardest BR's out there, it's no longer trial by fire, it's trial by napalm, with mustard gas sprinkled on top.

but by god is it satisfying.

Nostalgia hits me like a freight train whenever i play this game but JUST LET ME BUY THE OLDER NFS GAMES PLEASE I BEG OF YOU EA

if you're american and too poor to own guns, this is a very good stand-in for that.

god i'd let loba do unspeakable things to me (within reason)

This game made me punch various items in my room and i love it for that.
Don't get me started on mods and Fusion, makes the game 100x more fun, esp. with friends c:

Don't get me wrong.

I hate this game with a passion.

but I love pissing people off in this game and that's a good 75% of the reason why I play it.

Also proximity chat should be a feature in every BR game from now on, no exceptions.

If you don't mind feeling like you've slammed your ♥♥♥♥ in a car door after Crucible (or, even worse, gambit.), or you just grabbed a cactus in Late-Game PvE or the worst set of quests you've ever seen, it's a solid game.

I get to be one-punch woman and shove my shotgun down people's throats it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool, definitely can live my power fantasies out in this game, barring the steep climbs (that are made worse by the 200+ dollars of DLC kinda stopping you from accessing MOST content.)

this game isn't free. don't let it decieve you, but it's alright.