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>be me
>take a ♥♥♥♥ in my hand
>jerks off

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Certified Dumbass 25 Feb @ 11:26am 
😱😱😱
kabob29 25 Feb @ 10:46am 
I'M FINNA BLOW
ESTOY LOCO!!! Y ENOJADO!!!! 24 Feb @ 11:26pm 
we are rape ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Certified Dumbass 14 Feb @ 8:15pm 
+rep gave me an extra bottle of baby oil. thanks very much :steamhappy:
ESTOY LOCO!!! Y ENOJADO!!!! 24 Jan @ 1:05pm 
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there. Become so tired, so much more aware.
kabob29 21 Jan @ 6:23am 
ain't no party like a diddy party
Vienna 21 Jan @ 6:21am 
+rep this guy took me to a party hosted by a man named Sean "Diddy" Combs, best time of my life i ever had
andry6702 18 Jan @ 3:30pm 
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kabob29 18 Jan @ 12:49pm 
DO THE P DIDDY DO THE PUFF DADDY
Vienna 18 Jan @ 7:21am 
+rep this guy taught me how to Diddy bop
kabob29 4 Jan @ 10:02am 
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kabob29 3 Jan @ 10:58pm 
YALL HATE LEBRON BRO YALL ALWAYS DISCREDITING WHAT THIS MAN DOES
Vienna 3 Jan @ 4:05pm 
we can go cove4cove ♥♥♥♥ that we can go herring4herring
kabob29 2 Jan @ 5:16pm 
Yah this is why you are totally my bestest friend on steam because you brought diddy into 2025 your prayers helped free diddy from the Jail which he is being held in Hooray yay YOu are the best!
thuglix 2 Jan @ 3:45pm 
Yes we are
kabob29 2 Jan @ 12:06pm 
we are bringing p diddy into 2025
kabob29 2 Jan @ 12:06pm 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH DIDDY STEAM!
thuglix 2 Jan @ 5:34am 
Diddy Steam
kabob29 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:05pm 
I love you so much diddy you’re my best friend diddy hi diddy ily diddy p diddy puff daddy Diddy
thuglix 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am 
I love you spogy
JoCool87 20 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44pm 
Bad Rats Master
kabob29 18 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13am 
Bad rats
murp 17 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49am 
Bad rats
JoCool87 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18am 
Bad Rats Master
JoCool87 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:01pm 
Bad Rats
kabob29 13 Nov, 2024 @ 6:26pm 
thank you, i'll keep that in mind
Lotzo 13 Nov, 2024 @ 6:25pm 
bro if you want muy backround you have to buy waveshaper game and you have to play like for 2 hours or buy througt the steam point shop and then you buy the diyin light pack of steam point and your profile is gonna look all black
bobfunk59 11 Nov, 2024 @ 2:38pm 
You should be able to add it as a non-steam game.
kabob29 10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:23pm 
nice, i just wish i were able to have it in my steam library though
bobfunk59 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:59pm 
Just seen Battlefield- Bad Company 2 on Amazon for 29.99
kabob29 21 Oct, 2024 @ 3:44pm 
i love bad rats it's the greatest video game of all time
BoulderPuncher156 21 Oct, 2024 @ 2:20pm 
Bad Rats :steamthumbsup:
kabob29 17 Oct, 2024 @ 8:56pm 
Zamnbalamn!
76561199164767398 17 Oct, 2024 @ 8:50pm 
thoughts on me getting nights into dreams for free tbh
kabob29 15 Oct, 2024 @ 11:54am 
thanks i'll probably buy it some time in the future, definitely not now as i don't have $50 but maybe for christmas if i have the money :P
ProperCharva 15 Oct, 2024 @ 11:27am 
I got GTA 1&2 From gamivo.com
reposedly 15 Oct, 2024 @ 10:29am 
i got gta 1 and 2 from cd key, you can find them from web sites like kinguin.
Vienna 3 Oct, 2024 @ 6:50pm 
+rep escaped from diddys party
kabob29 18 Sep, 2024 @ 8:46pm 
m
kabob29 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:50pm 
p diddy so fat his name took 1.5 months to type
kabob29 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:49pm 
P
kabob29 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:48pm 
Diddy
kabob29 2 Jul, 2024 @ 2:40pm 
He's gonna be spending 48 hours with Diddy him and his boy
kabob29 29 Jun, 2024 @ 8:36am 
48 Hours With P. Diddy
kabob29 17 Jun, 2024 @ 7:49am 
Aw ♥♥♥♥.
kabob29 24 May, 2024 @ 8:43am 
+rep drakenut
kabob29 17 May, 2024 @ 4:44pm 
AW CRAP!
kabob29 8 May, 2024 @ 11:44am 
Drake: *nods yes*
kabob29 2 May, 2024 @ 3:28am 
my name been Aubrey Graham Drake i am Drake Drake