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- we like to get kinky anyways
- one night things get particularly saucy
- i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
- wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
- i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
- ohshitohshitohshitohshit
- i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
- she's still bleeding everywhere
- by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
- oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
- storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
- he takes one look at ther and says
- "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
- "WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"
- "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
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