Recent reviews by silky

first 10 hours was just me doing frontflips and getting killed

half the community is bad the other half is good. I enjoy the vinny and lenny DLC in the game they are fun people, dont enjoy the brazilian dlc they tend to just shoot you
Rate: Hatchback car/10

actually a fun game, i played it for the storyline

Fun game shoot zed

well i played it a little bit, it seems to be alright...

Im a big fan of rocket car ball game. No matter how many times i say im going to quit this game I come back and play again. The only downside to this game is the community is beyond toxic, possibly the most toxic community on pc with siege falling right there with it. Also this game does not support casual players as well as you would think it would. You buy the game originally thinking "oh cool I can customize my car and play soccer!! That sounds like so much fun" and eventually you take the topper off your car whatever it is at the time, then you switch to octane, then you use default octane... I enjoy this game at high level play but it does have a problem with the diamond community. They all think they are better than everyone yet they miss every ball and chase like dogs. Once you break through that and get to champ things start to get easier and the gameplay in general becomes more fun. I seemed to have noticed there is less toxicity from opponents in champion ranks, but more toxicity from teammates. While diamond it is everyone who is toxic.

First thing I recommend to beginners is, once you get an understanding for how to hit the ball, Play 1s to learn mechanics, and 3s for rotations.

Game: 10/10
Community: 4/10

Dirt Rally might be the hardest game ive ever picked up and tried to play. My first time racing I raced with the slowest class, finished way behind first with a totaled car. Now ive gotten to the point where i can run 2010 class or Group B and make it through a course without completely destroying my car. I would recommend this game to anyone who likes cars/racing and a challenge.
You do not need a wheel setup for this game but i would recommend at least having a controller.
Rate 10/10

Very hard game, but never seems to lose my interest at trying to be good at it. Within my 7 hours in game ive died from getting ran over, had stuff not spawn, and not once ever built the car. But thats all besides the point. Can get drunk and piss over everything.

Rate: Peed on my bedroom floor/10

Super good game before the 2.0 update, Now everything is buggy, laggy, and down right looks bad. This game is pretty much a drift sandbox and with the recent update i feel as if it is trying to look like need for speed. They ruined the gameplay for graphics. I have been recommending this game like crazy to my friends lately, and now i would say its best left alone bc devs ruined it.

Before Update: 10/10
After Update:2/10

Edit 8/15/19: Game is still ♥♥♥♥, apparently now everyone who went to 2.0 lost all of their bodywork and now there is a paywall for decals? Ruined this game within a month and lost majority of their old fans. It wouldnt be too bad if they added more settings to fix graphical settings but nope, motion blur is on always, and if you try to lower the settings all it does make rendering not appear until you are closer to it. No light changing, no shadows, nothing at all. Devs do not care about the community at all. The discord is filled with just random stuff and the Devs will not reply if you ask them anything despite it being a small game and a small company. Good job at ruining a game tiny EA/Ubisoft

Before Update: Supra
After Update: Prius, possibly even Smart Car.

Edit 10/20/20: game is OK now not great not bad just ok. Crossplatform is kinda lame alot of the console players just suck tbh/

Before Update: Prius
After Update: v6 mustang... still sh!t but what can u do

Ohhh Hand Simulator... I started off playing the last hero gamemode. Got killed about 4 times before my first kill. I learned how to load and aim the gun very quickly and became good. Around 100 kills I met "One Shot Man" and he held the gun upside down and took out the whole lobby then shot himself in the head without missing. I realized I had met the greatest player the game has seen yet, He had 2k kills with 100 deaths. I trained for 13.8 hours then ran into him again. This time I didnt miss. My only rival is dead and I feel empty inside. Now I play lobbies hoping to see him again, I now shoot whole lobbies without missing. So did I become the "One Shot Man"?

You either die a noob, or live long enough to become "One Shot Man"

Rate 11/10

A game where you can build a nice house, and look out your window only to see a naked man chasing another naked man with a rock.


Rate 420/10 would be naked again