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Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.
Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.
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you start crying and freaking out and
panicking because you find a lump on
your testicles and think that maybe you
have testicular cancer and you go to the
doctor and she's feeling around and she
goes oh you know you have larger than
average size testicles for your age
group and you go oh thank you I think or
is that bad and she goes no it's just an
observation and you go oh okay so that
was just a commentary on the size of my
testicles that had nothing to do with
whether I have cancer or not and she
goes yeah I have to get an ultrasound to
know if it's cancer and you go
ultrasound what my balls pregnant what
isn't that for babies and she goes no
you know ultrasound for more than just
babies right and you go actually no I
didn't know that but you know more about
other stuff than I do I this isn't
you go to get ultrasound you bring your
friend with you because it's kind of
funny that you like getting a check for
like a little cancer baby on your balls
and then it's like you're in like a dark
room and there's like a screen and they
have the gel in the wand and everything
and the she puts like the gel on your
balls and she starts moving around and
it's kind of tickling and then you start
laughing and then she's like you can't
laugh because it makes your ball jump up
and down and it's on the screen I can't
see what's going on and you look at your
friend and it's kind of awkward and then
you like to ease the tension you go okay
well is it a boy or a girl and she
doesn't find that funny which you and
your friend look at each other and that
now it's twice as funny because she
you're not supposed to laugh and then so
I'm not supposed to be laughing and then
my balls keep jiggling
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Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.
I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.
Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.
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