Recent reviews by POOP_TOUCHER23

Had this game back when I was 10 on console. Must have played 100+ hours on it just driving around, not completing missions or anything. Times were simpler back then... Seeing a car be crushed into a small cube was just as entertaining to me as an entire campaign of singleplayer content. I bought this game for PC years ago when it was on sale but never played it because I had no doubt in my mind that it wouldnt run on my potato computer. Yesterday (as of writing this review) I decided to install it just to see how bad my frames would be, and suprisingly I was able to run it at low settings at a decent 30 frames per second. It was the best feeling driving around paradise city again for the first time in 6 years. It also proved that little has changed in what can and can't keep me busy for hours on end.

Step 1: Build
Step 2: Launch
Step 3: Crash
Step 4: Repeat

well damn...

there goes my social life...