CURRENTLY CASHED OUT!


I've often been called a cheater because of my skills in CS. They blame my superiority on hacks rather than perfected gamesense or aim.
But I have neither great awarenes nor cheats. The answer to my amazing abilities is my nuts.
My testicles begin to tingle whenever an enemy is nearby. It's a lot like Spiderman's spidey sense, but for me, it is my "testes sense." It's incredible what my balls can do to feed me info on the enemy. Different intensities of tingling can tell me how far an opponent is, their speed, what their HP is, and their crosshair placement. I can use all this to determine when I should push, prefire, peak, flash, or retreat.
It's amazing what gifts God can give you. I would go pro, but I don't like to travel.
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Setup:
Mainboard : ASUS ROG STRIX Z490-G
CPU: Inte i5 10600K
Ram: HyperX Fury 32GB DDR4-3200
SSD : Samsung 980 EVO Plus 1TB + 990 EVO PLUS 2 TB
GPU : Gigabyte Aorus Elite RTX 3060 12gb
Headphones: Logitech G935
Mouse: Razer Basilisk V2
Mousepad: Steelseries QCK +
Keyboard: Razer Ornata V2
Monitor : Samsung Odyssey 6658 240 MhZ
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