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I hope you realise how unfunny you are. My father happens to be in the US army and he has many guns and he will not hesitate to find you and shoot your 12 year old ass. I also happen to be a member of the scouts and they have taught me many tracking skills that will be needed to hunt you down like a dog. You understand me idiot? Good
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You're dead meat, kid.

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If my VR headset 😎 😵 🎮 and my girl 🙅😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 making love 😝😘 to my waifu 👘👯 in another galaxy 🚀💫

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Hi, i just got married 8 months ago. my sex life was very much ok. we intercourse every day with good feelings. Suddenly 4 days ago i realised my Penis is not standing while foreplay. I thought its normal but the next day also same thing happen. its now 4 days my penis is not stand. its not stand even 20 percent. seems no feelings in my Penis. i m worried about it that. Pls suggest me. and let me know is there is any issue.

I put green peppers but don't actually want them. I want banana peppers instead but they aren't listed and I don't want the uncomfortable scenario of adding a topping in the comments but not paying for it and then you're all "this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is going off menu and expects free banana peppers". I'm not that guy. Anyway, to sum up; no green peppers as listed in the toppings for this pizza, substitute banana peppers. Also, I prefer to call them pepperoncinis but I fear the obvious pepperoncinipepperoni mix up. Keep it real you glorious bastards.

Hey I just got Spotify and I'm doing the 7 day free trial for premium. Does anyone know any good albums I should download?

The average day of a white male in the U.S as follows: Wakes up and heils Hitler as well as curses him for losing the war. Walks into their bathroom which their Latino maid cleaned and pisses all over the floor for them to clean again. Walks outside and jumps into their luxury car, on the way they see Muslim girls walking on their way to school, cat calls them then flips them off for rejecting his virgin ass. Walks into work and sits in his CEO chair and takes a nap while the hard working blacks run his company for slave wages. Goes to the bank and gets free money from white banker while praising capitalism. Goes home and jacks it to Asian Porn because they want a wifu one day. Gets feed from Latino Maid and falls asleep. Repeat the next day. This is why I resist, this is why I stand up to them. This is why I will end white privilege once and for all!

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😆nine hard inches😲😲going👉👌into my bum👉👌, only to😌think😌that he💢started💢with his👍thumb👍, i'm not😎fully ready😎as his😜willing🍡♥♥♥♥-tube➰, so he💨pumps💨 a little💢harder💥using my😆🏮blood🏮as💋lube💋, fill me👄daddy👄fill me 👅daddy👅💕fill a little😰more💗, pump your🍌juices🍌inside your little👼baby ♥♥♥♥♥👼😈, 😱oh no😱, look at that, i've💩💩soiled💩💩on the⬇⬇floor! 😇please don't hit me😇😍💋daddy💓, i just😅😍want your😚love😘😘, he😌answers😚my😓pleads😓with a 😭vicious😭little� shove� , i 💢hit💢 my😨head😨 and all i👀see👀 is😵white😵, i think my👄👄daddy💋 might be😡done😣😭for tonight😭😭

Well, let's see. Most of these pronouns are three letters. There are 26x26x26 = 17576 combinations of three letters. Unsurprisingly, there are ~40,000,000 Tumblr users, and since every single one is a unique snowflake we will need to move to a numerical approach.
One easy way to solve this problem is to assign every snowflake a set of three unique hexadecimal "pronouns." That way we can store this data in a computer easily, taking a max of seven hexadecimal digits.
Instead of "Phe went to McDonald's," it could be "4c95d30 went to McDonald's." Much easier and keeps everyone unique.

Hey Vsauce! Extra-terrestrial baby monkey here. Am i awesome? Yes! Im completely huge, and kind of... immortal. And when i ♥♥♥♥, i can fill an entire room. That is a lot of feces. I like to think about plankton, which of course, brings us to you. I dont know what you're doing with your life... it's a pretty easy question you should be a able to answer it but you are 1000 times dumber than my cat. Thinking about how far you are from the rest of humanity, it's sad. But dont bother crying over it because your eyeballs are hopeless. As for the shape of your body, it's not human shape. What are you? Do you smell that? It might be you. A person standing down wind from you might vomit. We humans are quite sensitive to your smell. You are merely poop and so ugly, a blind person could see it. And as always... go away

Now, the first thing you may be thinking is "what the heck is Trent thinking? Is he off his rocker?" Yes, this may seem bizarre, but hear me out! Ingredients do not define a type of food such as ravioli. Nobody is arguing that an ice cream sandwich isn't a sandwich, are they? Or that spaghetti with anything other than marinara sauce isn't spaghetti, right? Right! So let's take a look at a ravioli.

A ravioli has a rather plain casing filled with delicious filling as well as usually a yummy sauce of some kind on top. Now, let's look at a pop tart. A pop tart consists of a rather plain casing containing some delicious filling, with a yummy topping on the top of it! The only difference is in the ingredients, and, as I've said before, ingredients don't define a ravioli. You can have all sorts of ravioli, just as you can have all sorts of sandwiches. The composition isn't what makes these foods, it's the structure. And besides a slight variation in shape, the structure of pop tart is not that different to ravioli, is it?

You may say that the size is what differentiates them, if not the ingredients. To that, is a slider not a type of burger? Sub sandwiches are still sub sandwiches, whether they're 3 feet long, or 6 inches long. You'd have to be a big hypocrite to call an ice cream sandwich a sandwich and not call a pop tart a ravioli, because whatever differentiates an ice cream sandwich from a "normal" sandwich— that is, size and ingredients— are the exact same things that differentiate ravioli from a good ol' pop tart.****

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If you think that you can come into my house in the middle of the night, sneak and creep up the stairs into my room where I sleep, pull the sheets off of my bed exposing me nude, and put Mexican Style Spicy Hot Sauce™ down my weenie hole, if you think you can do that, we're not gonna be good friends you and me. We're not gonna be very good friends becasue of the part where you put the hot sauce into my weenie hole. That's the part that I don't like.

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I'm pretty sure ♥♥♥♥♥♥ every guy has tried their own ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥. It's just a curiosity thing man, I was curious what it was like. I wanted to see what all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hype was about. Alright, I was thirteen years old, I'd just discovered wanking, I was like "hmm I wonder what my load tastes like", so I had a little taste, alright. Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ judge me dude, I reckon half of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did it man. Half of you ♥♥♥♥♥ probably did it and you're all just denying it man, you're all just denying it. I did it once okay, I was young, and I wanted to try it, okay. You don't know if you like it until you try it man, alright.

i am a gay man and i accidentally masturbated to straight porn. i was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.
after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her tits. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

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Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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