Recent reviews by Beardsexual

Fun and all but please put a cheater report option or smth cause this dude straight went 30/6 and glitched the whole lobby out even though there is no reason to cheat except a WL record.
he done ruined my undefeated streak

Zombies is good except a couple things:

- Movement (primarily regarding vaulting) needs to be more consistent
- More guns need to be viable past the mid 30's (potentially bring back double tap 2.0)
- Dog rounds (though they aren't dogs in this game) are far too drawn out, taking up time and ammo for no challenge even with rampage inducer on
- Mangler spam is annoying

Has potential to be a top 1-3 zombies game depending on how they go about resolving most of these issues.

EDIT: Game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Crashes every time I try to enter mycareer now. WTF????????


Game costs too much in order to have a reasonable overall with vc (extra $60 worth to max important stats) but it is pretty fun imo. I dont play any pvp style gamemodes (only NBA in MyCareer) so i cant help with saying if there are issues there. Only bought it because its the first time we have a next-gen on PC (last game I played was 2k20 on xbox one).

Other than the moneygrabbing microtransactions that litter this game and everything in its genre, it is a fun game to play.

(Also i cant time shots for ♥♥♥♥ and im generally bad at 2K so I just use real player % and pro difficulty haha)

Recently found out this banger application is on steam, so ez hours XD (I love running up my hours on steam)

Story is fun but you are far better off playing Risk through Global Domination than Factions, unless ur on the xbox360

i wish grids were auto perfect but alas, game is still elite as the previous version.

Bad movement, running, driving, especially flying and swimming, trying to use oppressors etc. and crashes when im at the end of cayo perico often. ♥♥♥♥ this game. (GTA5 good though)

I prefered fallen order, and some game mechanics are bs, but the game is fun (outfits are rather lackluster, world is far too big and open, the 'main villains' (not inc. vader, though his fight seemed rather pathetic on his end seeing as 10 years after his suit aquisition ought to be his peak) were far less entertaining to me than Trilla from fallen order, although Dagen Gara was my fav by far, with Rayvis at second. Spoiler next sentence** It would have been better imo for Dagen to backstab instead** as to flesh out his character more, and i hate children, so screw the song they sing, ghost star or whatever the heck it is is so annoying.
I found the worlds alright (Jedda = dub, Coruscant = dub but rather boring area excluding the intro area. A place we had seen in the Prequels or clone wars or the like would have been cool, Tanallor was lackluster, Koboh is a waste of time. In fallen order, I really loved Kashyykk, Illum and Darthomir, Bogano gave off Koboh VIBEZ but worse so yeah. The worlds in general were rather small apart from the big 2 which had ♥♥♥♥♥♥ obnoxiously open areas.

♥♥♥♥ them plants. ♥♥♥♥ them currencies, I want to only deal with chests, not random coins and shards and tiny things to spend. I loved scoova though, he a real one, but where is his hyperdrive??? Lukerholk was cool but Venator was cooler in first game on whatever world that was.

Once more, ♥♥♥♥ BODE's DAUGHTER. Hope she suffocates in space or something.

It would have been cooler to see more of Cal with Jaro Tapal, but alas. Also, him going from an escapee on a pod to a scrapper would have been cool.

Merrin is wifey material on god so W Cal moment pulling her. Probably only one of the few good female protagonists in current pop culture.

I did 100% fallen order on xbox without any difficulty or googling locations/what to do etc. I was stumped a couple times in this game, especially with the plants having wisps that are green on green so my colourblind ass looks over them. (Sidenote, I hate people picking ancient on premier for that reason), I needed to do cruddy farming and waiting to get the plant area. I did in general need all the holomap upgrades to unlock everything and all those random shards and crap, making it far more efficient to tick off each area/world to 100%.

Holotactics was a very cool gamemode and fun for a sidemode, but a guide/roshambo tactic list would have been nice, I just spammed the scorpion dude and AT-ST to beat most rounds.
I'm almost done at the time of writing this but yeah. I liked fallen order more and that was a 9.5/10 for me but this is still very good, a solid 8.5/10.

EDIT: You know what SMG?!? Fix your piece of ♥♥♥♥ balanced blitz game option. True random should not be the ONLY WAY TO GET RELIABLE CAP ROLLS THAT DONT GO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POSITIVE HALF THE TIME, and I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SLIDER TO HAVE THE MINIMUM BALANCED BLITZ 100% APPLIED!!! IT IS A WASTE OF TIME AND RESOURCES, AND FOR ♥♥♥♥'S SAKE MADE ME LOSE 3 GAMES OF PROG CLASSIC WORLD DOM IN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROW TODAY.

IF YOU DONT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIX YOUR GAMES SOMETIME SOON, I MAY VERY WELL HEAD DOWN TO 4.06/22-36 Mountain St, Ultimo NSW 2007, WHICH IS WHERE YOUR OFFICE IS, IN SYDNEY. GUESS WHAT!?! I LIVE IN SYDNEY TOO AND THAT IS A 15 MINUTE DRIVE FOR ME, SO I WILL COME TO YOUR OFFICES IF YOU DO NOT COOPERATE. THERE IS A REASON EVERYBODY IN THE COMPETITIVE SCENE OF THIS GAME HATES WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO BALANCED BLITZ AND NOBODY LIKES BEING FORCED TO MANIPULATE SLIDERS, apart from their viability in cardblocking, and I do think they should stay in the game, but fix the broken system. I SHOULD NOT BE LOSING A 16 ON 8 TROOPS TO TAKE A 5 CARD BOUNTY, THROWING MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME.


♥♥♥♥ Monopoly. ♥♥♥♥ Uno. ♥♥♥♥ the Casinos. RISK is best boardgame/cardgame known to man (maybe we exclude Wiz if you count that as a card game, like this is also a pseudo card game).
In all seriousness, go buy this game whether or not you have the actual boardgame. It is far cheaper and easier to play, with more settings and it is cheaper than going to your local gamestore or department store and picking it up. Just use a laptop with steam and play it with friends/family in person by plugging it into a TV, or play it competitively against randoms.
The only thing I hate is either when you never get 3 or 4 trades in progressive, people who turn on alliances on fog of war (like what is the point lol), and noob slamming continents in progressive, playing like it's fixed. How noobs still play this game in 2023 makes no sense to me, but so be it.
If you are bad at the game, watch KIllPeteStrategy on YT, (The GOAT of RISK GD content).
Progressive>Fixed. Screw Portals. Blizzards on Classic are the ♥♥♥♥. You already know. HMU if you are a steam friend who wants to play Risk.

Love this game. Put hundreds, maybe thousands of hours into it but was wondering whether progress would carry from the kingsisle to steam versions. Also put hundreds of dollars into it (second most expensive game apart from my unruly CSGO skins addiction).
If you want to play this game nowadays, the max is still 160 to my knowledge, which would take well over 100 hours to reach. I'd recommend you to buy membership, don't grind everything an og like myself would because in reality other than mt. olympus, waterworks and darkmoor, you're more or less wasting time as the game can still be beaten without the best gear. Don't go grab a pet and try to breed a perfect one, it costs too much time to get couch potatoes, mega snacks from gardening and a grind of gold and waiting time between hatches it isn't funny. Any old enchanted armaments pet will suffice for your venture. Only spend IRL money on membership and potentially crowns for a mount (if you don't care for looks, some 'bad' ones can be bought with gold and opening packs for an even better one of your liking is the way to go. You can also farm some bosses for mounts). Play only one wizard to a high level or max, or else you'll get addicted. If you know battle strategy for this game (coming back to it) play any school. If not, fire, death, storm and myth aren't hard at all (note death gets a late aoe, so that might put you off, but dying in battle is hard as hell). Please use sun damage spells from celestia onwards, don't start pvp or you'll end up spending way to much money.

In all honestly, I love that I played this game, but hate that I did so much and spent so much money on packs and whatnot. Membership is all you need.