Look, I'm not gay or anything, but I want Mordex to raw my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with his werewolf ♥♥♥♥. I'm imagining it right now. I'd be playing Halo: Reach on the PC, completely oblivious to my surroundings (I'd have my Kingston's HyperX Cloud II gaming headset on). Without me knowing, Mordex kicks down my door and gauntlet DSigs (active input) me onto my bed. My clothes would be all but torn off (He's running attack stance), and he'd pounce on me like an arctic fox in the snow. He'd look at me with his ocean blue eyes, and lean towards my face. He'd whisper: "That scythe nerf back in the Adventure Time patch really got me frustrated." I'd look at him, confused, and I'd slowly look down to see his 10 inch wolf ♥♥♥♥ (Again, attack stance), and take in a deep breath, knowing I was about to be metaphorically 0-to-death'd. He'd then start pounding my pre-lubed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (I always stay prepared) like a Xull main against a 2 defense Ember, while I moan in pleasure. His grunts and my moans combined will make sure no neighbor near us would get a good night's sleep. After the 8 minutes of my nether hole being completely obliterated like my chances of getting to Diamond this season, he'd bust a load only comparable to the most well-endowed of horses. After he pulled out, I'd start thinking it wasn't gay because I didn't ♥♥♥ too, but suddenly, he'd slowly lick my ♥♥♥♥ (wolves have surprisingly long tongues), and I'd shoot out my baby batter. He'd then tuck me in my bed so I can sleep well, and disappear into the night.