Alright, let’s talk Pot of Greed and Andy — the undisputed office duo kings of Counter-Strike 2.

First off, y’all don’t just play CS2… you run the server. While other coworkers are figuring out how to walk without shooting the floor, you two are dropping one-taps with Deagles like it’s a highlight reel. No warm-up. Just straight heat. Every round starts with the enemy team praying: "Please don’t peek mid… Pot or Andy might be there."

But it doesn’t stop at aim — nah, this duo’s got charisma. While some dudes are fumbling their mics in Discord, y’all are out here stealing hearts and stealing their girls mid-convo. One smooth comment from Andy, one well-timed laugh from Pot, and it’s game over. Emotional eco round for the rest of the server.

Oh — and the wealth? Icing on the cake. Skins worth more than most people’s setups, and the vibe of two guys who bet on themselves and always win. Rich in-game and out.

Own a musket for OFFICE defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. 5 ruffians break into my OFFICE. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and XM1014. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my DEAGLE on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the ENEMIES GREEN. I have to resort to the AWP mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

-rep cs troll

knows how to talk to a man

has mental issue super toxic super bad super muslim