♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

yeah

The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.

There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

>Driving with friend
>Accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>We both laugh and I unzip his pants
>Park the car while fondling his balls
>Friend is laughing because he knows its just a joke
>Start sucking his ♥♥♥♥ in the empty parking lot
>Almost choke on his ♥♥♥♥ because im laughing so hard
>Friend is also laughing his ass off
>He starts making train noises whilst yelling "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>He ♥♥♥♥ and i swallow it all like some stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Kiss my friend and call him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ whilst laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.

-rep, turns out he's just a shawarma in human form

-rep Not my real dad

same

memework makes the dreamn work

+rep referafae rfaeriiunk qoifngfdsm eadede, really loving it!! rgokenorfja!!. rfrfferf: djiesjdOij<<<< esdEfgrgaegr...
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Im still alive baby boo

Your whole life is a stolen meme. Blocked and reported

+rep fixed my aids.

Rude dude

-rep steals memes kid

it's the king

your moist nipples from lactation is basically a wet minion

you penis smells funny today

No! it's for me!

i love this man he made me feel good, touched me a little but that doesnt matter cos it was for like 5 mins. Then the coppas came and saw him doing it and they took him with them. I was only 8 at the time but i didn't mind, after all it felt really good the way he stroked me, here, and there, basically everywhere. I wish the police men didnt take him away for so long. im 16 now and i havnt seem him in a long time. i miss him, sometimes i dream about him. i miss him alot. i still remeber every thing that happened on that gloriouse day. I miss you.

love, Papa.
p.s please come home.

How much for teh xDddD memee. iill bi (sexual) it off you xdddddddx
i got dose chromosones so yeer call me baby 1300655506 fo ar agood tien <4,3>>>346

I am not sorry, ♥♥♥♥♥

My sister had to move to iowa with my nanna because of you

That chicken is a bich

-rep slapped my chicken without my permission.

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☻/ This is Bob
/▌ Copy and paste him so he can
/ \ Take over Steam

herro

Getting Gmod!

derp

TITS

I lub you too

Meow

hi

Fish! :P

Herro :3

yummy

Herro! :3