wtf

Introducing Diablo Immortal – the first mobile MMOARPG entry in the history of Sanctuary, coming exclusively to iOS and Android. Pick up where Diablo II: Lord of Destruction left off and slaughter your enemies anytime, anywhere.

Play as a young musician named Jason who has been cruelly banished to the attic because of his forbidden desire for his gorgeous step-mom and three hot step-sisters. He lives mostly to play his cello and tinker with mind control technology. He pursues his older genius step-sister named Kira, his sporty step-twin sister named Jane, his flirtatious and carefree younger step-sister named Sarah, and his curvaceous step-mom Noelle.

waow this person is rich with so many AA games. this person must be very free too, he managed to clock in a few hundreds of hours per game. Must be doing very well in life (or he might just be a game addict)

新年快乐，六四事件天安門

I would say happy New year, but measuring time is just a concept created by humans. In fact, strip it all back for a few seconds. The names of the months and days, countries, flags, boundaries on maps, religions. What's left? Consciousness on a rock which spins around the cosmos we only know 3% about. Nothing more. But most people don't like to think about such things. So happy New year.

Santa has an important message!
Attention all children on the nice list! I'm one of Santa's elves and I'm here to deliver a message from him. There seems to have been a mishap up here in the North Pole and everybody's addresses got all mixed up! To help Santa, he needs you to send me your full address, as well as a specific time everybody in your household is asleep or out of the house (that way Santa doesn't get seen by nosey little children)! Also, Santa wanted me to mention that he's eaten too many of Mrs. Clause's cookies and won't be able to fit down the chimneys this year, so make sure your front door is unlocked so Santa can deliver your presents!