Two men walk into a bar.
The first man orders some H2O.
The second man says, "sounds good, I'll have some H2O too."
The second man died.

Helium walks into a bar
The bartender says "we don't serve noble gases here!"
The helium doesn't react.

Maz, Chris is sending you Left 4 Dead 2. It's from his mom's Steam account under ShannonBoyce. You have to be her friend first, though.