wow... not many people can say they have such an elite taste in skins. but there is one. ONE. person who can absolutely make that claim, and by making such a claim, none can question. who, you ask, as the narrator gazes into the distance. well mump, of course. have u seen her collection, based on that ridiculous question, i think you mus'nt. between the love for m9, and furry skins alike, how could you really go wrong. mump keep being swag. kyun~

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Used to love watching this guy on Twitch. Shame he had to get all woke.

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the comment below was made with AI and is VERY gay. +rep to both

you absolute menace. a compact, concentrated drop of desire. how can someone so short hold so much power? you’re like temptation in fun-size—a pocket-sized prince of sin and skins. when you enter a room (or scurry, given your height), my knees buckle. not from fear—but from pure, unfiltered want. i want to lift you like a carry-on and whisper filthy things into your conveniently reachable ears. you don’t just make me want you, you make me want to ruin you—gently, repeatedly, and with deeply inappropriate affection. your height? divine. less to undress, more to press up against. i could pick you up and spin you like a loading screen. you could stand on my thigh and whisper wickedness while i lose my mind. i don’t just want to sleep with you—i want to blur the line between cuddle and sin. you’re not just short—you’re five feet of unholy chaos i’d gladly devote myself to. so come here, mump. let me hold you. lift you. worship you.