Recent reviews by Grayyyyyyy

Guess, it's safe to say that I, single-handedly robbed a bank,
like L I T E R A L L Y
5/5 would recommend.

Thanks to this game I can now RapidTapFap

I spent 106hrs playing this game ( You don't believe me? well here's a proof my main steam acc.,[prntscr.com] my 5th steam acc. and 2nd HH acc.[prntscr.com]), so I think its 'bout time to give this game an honest review.

Developed
& by: Helmet Games
Published
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Fun and addicting
This game has potential.
If only the dev. will set a goal to make this game a lot more better than it is now.
This is still a must try game, although you have to extend your patience.
You should NEVER play this game if you're SHORT TEMPERED person,
Unless the developer fix the DC's issue.
6/10

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I think this game was first released in 2013 (correct me if im wrong) so basically its 3yrs old.
I watched some old Helmet Heroes videos (from youtube), So in my opinion the game hasn't change or improved that much since it's first release ( Well im not that sure since I just started playing this game like almost a month now)
So what made me say that this game hasn't improved or change at all even though this game is 3yrs old now?
Well, The same 'ol same 'ol problem is still lurking;
Cheaters; Dupers, Money exploiters and some other exploits,

Random Bans; Some people get banned for no particular reason ( I experienced this problem more than once, after a day or hours of waiting I am able to play the game again. The good thing is that the dev of the game replies and help you regarding of your problem/issue. The bad thing is that it takes time for the dev to reply/ help you with your issue/s)

Room Connect Error (Caused by overpopulation in a certain map/area)

Login failed (waiting time is approx. 5-20mins then you can try logging in again)
Constant Disconnections ( Triggered by constantly changing maps or going to an overpopulated (players) area sometimes your char. falls from a bottomless pit)

Scammers (Of course theres always a scammer in almost every game, but at least the dev. should've taken this matter seriously and not taking it lightly)

Lags
Bugs

Gltiches
So far I am loving this game and I hate it at the same time, So im having a hard time whether I should recommend this game to other steam users or not recommend it at all.
But for now I won't recommend it, because of the game problems that was stated earlier and one of the reason why I don't recommend it, is because I love you guys I don't want you to experience what I experienced in this game. (makes my blood boil everytime I DC &/ failed reconnecting evry foking time)
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^WASD key movement,

^You are what you wear,

^Fishing,
You can fish in almost every map,
Fish can be eaten to restore HP,
Raises your fishing lvl by catching a fish,
"Shiny" a form of fish that gives a particular stat/s when eaten (The effect is permanent),

^Chopping trees,
You can chop tree to craft an armor, helmet, leggings/pants,
The higher the level of you chopping skill, the faster you can cut a tree,

^PvP
Gives you a point/s everytime you slay an enemy player,

^GvG
Gives you a guild contribution everytime you slay an opponent,

^Guilds,
When one of your guildmate is in the same map/area with you or anyone in the guild, the experience from slaying a monster (in that area) will be shared or divided within the player ( the slayer gets the majority of the exp / gets the highest exp than the guildmates who are in the same area with you)

^Pets,
Helps w/ damaging or killing monster or an enemy player when you're in GvG or PvP server.
Boost stat/s when DeActivated / in spirit orb form.

^Leaderboards,
Overall Player Points ( I think you gain points from killing monsters and an enemy player),
Player Level,
Enemy kills
PvP kills
Chopping Tree Level,
Fishing Level,
Pet Level,
Pet Parties,
Guild Levels ( All of the guild's member levels are combined),
Guild Contribution (The combination of all guild member contributed points)
Guild PvP kills

^5 Different servers
Server 1-4 are the safe server,
PvP server,
You can also make your very own private server, you need to pay for it ofcourse,

^Music
Some catchy and intense music,
Makes your grinding faster,

^Gold drops
Whenever a player is killed by a monster or an enemy player 50% of theirgold will be dropped on the floor and can be picked up by the other player,
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• Scammers
  The player in the game are so try hard in scamming newbie players.
  Some people are getting scammed due to a poor trading system.
  
• Bugs
  
• Hacks
  Although the player that uses hax are getting fewer,
  
• Hackers
  Some tryhard hacker in-game,
  
• Glitches
  
• Limited Inventory Slot
  You are given a 20 inventory slots in-game,
  You can buy more inventory slots, but will cost you either real money or a hefty sum of in- game money,
  
• Gold drops
  Yea yea, I love picking gold whenever a player dies in front of me, but whenever this thing happens to me it boils my blood, like WTF I worked hard to get that money. DANG!,
  
• ATM
  You can deposit your gold for free,
  You can also deposit your items in the atm, but you need to buy or own an item storage,
  
• Disconnections
  You will automatically be DC whenever you tp or enter an overpopulated area,
  
• Login wait time
  Everytime you DC theres a login wait time approx. 5-20mins. which is annoying,
  
• Bans
  You get banned for no particular reason,
  Sometimes steam user experience this ban thingy, I experience it more than once and had to wait for hours sometimes days so that you can play again,
  
• An uneditable controls,
  
• NO potion button or Key bindings,
  
• Skill buttons are way too far from the W,A,S,D movement,
  
• No weapon, armor, leggings/ pants, shoe or misc items.enchantment or renforcement
  So basically whenever you PvP or GvG your only advatage is your level and a right stat and skill build ( althought skill build won't matter in the long run 'cause you can max all the special skill "Warrior, Archer, Mage, Cowboy" more or less when you hit lvl 300 which sucks),
  And your playstyle win also win you the battle,
  
• Guild System
  A Super limited guild slots 0/40 members.
  Guild Contribution/Guild points is useless
  Normally, In every game we use the guild points / guild contributions to expand or level up the guild to have / get an additional guild slots ( the more the merrier), Buffs, and etc.
  
• No Party System
  
• Monster doesn't have an attack animation
  If you get too close to them you'll be insta dmged.

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This is it for now,
I will update my review from time to time.
And if the game gets good I might change it to "Not recommended" to "Recommended"
Feel free to add me on steam or in-game, If you want to add me on steam make sure to leave a comment first on my steam profile before doing so. 'cause I ALWAYS ignore random friend request.
I HOPE my review HELPED you SOMEHOW
Have a great week ahead :)
P.S.
Here's my past review of the game,[prntscr.com]
& also you can find all of the answer to your questions
HERE[helmet-heroes.wikia.com]

Publisher: Chuckle Fish
Developer: Concerned Ape

First and foremost,
Thank you to our group admin of Free GIVEAWAYS and KEYS for gamers "MARIE" for giving me this wonderful game.
Props to Eric Barone for single handedly making this game(correct me if im wrong),
You're our hero! You're the man!



Stardew Valley a farming simulator game that stand above the rest (farming simulator game),
Unlike any other farming simulator, The creator of this game added a 'lil twist,

• Where you can farm 'till you drop,
  
• Fish 'till you drown,
  
• Fight (some weird) monsters 'till you die,
  
• Mine 'till you lost your way back,
  
• And the last but not the least Marrying the love of your life and having two kids.
  P.S.
  
• Before you know it you'll be playing as Subaru (only anime lovers will understand :P)

^ Some fun in-game arcades (Keeps you from getting bored).
^ A very considerate developer (Same sex marriage is possible).
^ Not your typical Point & Click game.
^ W, A, S, D, movement and an editable controls.
^ Great and catchy soundtrack.
^ Kinda big map.
^ Quests (Made the game more challenging).
^ Active developer.
^ You're the town's B*tch.
^ You can be a good or an a$$ farmer (Shooting people w/ a rock using slingshot, trash their homes and or giving them a gift they dislike).
^ You can sleep anywhere though u lose some money, but don't worry they'll only bill you a maximum of 1000gold.
^ That moment when you passed out outside your house and you got a mail from Linus saying "Someone was going through your pockets" I think it was Linus searching or stealing meh money that cheeky homeless dude.
~ Suprisingly addictive.
~ Some fun in-game arcade (Makes youMe BabyRage all the time).
~ Add multiplayer or we riot
~ Gets boring after achieving all the achievements or ending the game (although you can always comeback and play the game again and again and again).
~ Having 5 wives is impossible (husband if your a char. is a grill)
~ 6am - 2am time is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy to short.
~ Few bugs like;
-Food buffs
e.g. coffee buff not working beyond 12midnight
-Item disappear when they go beyond the greenhouse.(fixed @v1.1)
~ Glitches
~ And Some exploit like;
-Worm bin produces worm every 10min. starting from 12:00midnight 12:10, 12:20 so on and so forth (fixed @ v1.1)
~ Same routine
~ You can't move or transfer your coop or other buildings the only option for you to redecorate your land is to demolish the buildings(v1.1 buildings can now be moved.

• You use stone to build ladder, NICE logic Kappa.
  
• Vegetable/ fruit / forage worth more than the artifacts.
  
• Aliens, Wizard, Witch, Fairies, Dwarf and Goblins do exist.
  
• Towns people surive the whole year w/o eating anything.
  
• Lewis b*nging Marnie.
  
• You can find all the answers to your questions HERE[stardewvalleywiki.com]

P.S.
Stay away from this game, this game is evil.
Thanks to this game I was hospitalized for almost a week(dehydration and etc),
Played the game more than 24hrs straight w/o eating, just drinking a lil bit of water,
I then realized my world is spinning.
Thank god I didn't die or else my family will engrave this on my gravestone " R.I.P. 1997-2016 died from dehydration due to overplaying S.V.

(I'll update this from time to time)

Thank you for taking the time to read my review.
Have a nice week :)
(Feel free to add me I can give you some pro tips and noob tips or be your friend just make sure to comment on my wall first before adding me I sometimes ignore all the random friend request :)

PROS

• You get the once in a lifetime chance of beating up your stupid fat A$$ boss and office mates in this game and do you know how it feels like? *ugh* It feels like your floating in the air.
  
• Exciting and Fun Game
  
• YAY!! level editor

CONS

• W,A,S,D / the walking controls are f@cked up.
  
• The game gets boring :<
  
• You can't share your custom made office to the community :c

Uhhm for me this is a fun and enjoyable game bought it during New Year Lunar Sale for about $.39 and it is definitely worth it.
It's fun to play in the first 0.1-1hr of game time.
though after finishing stage 1 - 10, either Survival Mode, Capture the Office, Last Man Standing and Boss Fight in every 10th stage, well the following stages from 11-60 aren't special since the first 10stages already showed you what this game can offer. although it changes the game handicap from Easy to Medium to Hard and finally to Extreme Handicap.