What, was it barking?

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking spit*

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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hello, i noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and i am under the presumption that this goddess is you? it is quite astonishing to see a female here in the valorant LFG. i am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, i will assist you at any hour, day or night, and, before you are mistaken, i do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, i am not opposed in the event that you are interested in me, as many women often are. i am a man of standard, and i do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... so rest assured that i will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. consider me your jett? i see you play valorant and are you good at playing sage? i am a peak gold 3, so i would be happy to help you rank up. platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. i look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.
Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn’t watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs. So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parents’ room. Of course, the parents said it was OK, but the babysitter had one final request… she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, “Take the children and get out of the house… we’ll call the police. We don’t own an angel statue

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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Dont be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

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IS DAT A LUCY GOOSY?

Is that a Lucy Goosy?

Hey ahahaha..... Notice u plaey apBB nice...... You girl? Haaa cool... (no scare spry sory) yuo enforker or crimnel? Haha I am law enforce :) San pearo police departments 👮you want group sometime? Hahaha cool I like you very nice!!! I hope to make friend ( girlfriend? Haha joke.... Unless?) I am from estonia :) you from UK? Niceee hahah

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