Recent reviews by goblina

who gifted this to me...? how long have i owned this...?

who did this to me?????

............................................................................. huh?? absolutely not.....
11 dollars CAD for less than an hour of gameplay.... i am genuinely confused as to how this got good reviews? how?? i don't understand....... HOW DO YOU GO FROM CONVENIENCE STORE TO THIS???

I AM EDITING THIS TO ASK: WHY WAS THERE A CHAINSAW? HOW STUPID LMAO WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WAS THAT????? HOW STUPID.

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WHAT?!?!

WHAT IS THIS GAME ABOUT?!

We went from David Cage to like...?? Huh???? I want the last hour and a half of my life back.................................................................

I have come back to edit this because it has been 30 minutes since I finished this game and I am still mad. This game sucked. Early Chillas Art games are pretty good, but this one is doodoo ass.

ALSO, why did it have you like shart the bed at the beginning? Why? It was a tutorial to do laundry which you never even do again in the whole game?? You just shart the bed and wash your sheets..?????????????? Just to never do it again...

I am so cranky and it is entirely this game's fault.

snail

this is the worst gift i have ever received.

i got stun locked and then vored.

i make poor choices.

beeny

i am the best barista in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anywho yeah, this was good and all, but where are my lil anime card collectables? those are in the other chillas art games and i miss them. pls bring them back. :(

I know I am not far in, but I recommend this on sale. I would cry and ♥♥♥♥ if I paid full price for this because I got the super special awesome edition and bc I am Canadian and our currency is weeping rn.

So far it's fun. I was worried at first bc Oliver would not stfu and I was worried every single partner would be that way, but don't worry. Oliver is the only one quite that bad. Later on, I summoned my good ol' pal "Boobason" and we played anime dark souls and made our characters dance. Boobason got launched off the platform to his death by a large woman with mommy milkers. Was fun. Will update as I play more of the game, but so far so good.