Recent reviews by latex salesman

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage game; more like no more garbage in Hell because they sure compressed all of it and packaged it into this video game.

game concept is one of its kind and my experience with the community has been superb so far, but dear lord, playing this with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rig and net is what I imagine cable-tying your testicles and then dipping them in liquid nitrogen would be like, so don't bother playing it unless you're sure your gaming setup can handle it

while more aesthetically pleasing than its predecessors, it can never compete in terms of gameplay value. Multiplayer experiences are sadly not quite up to expectations. A mediocre game at best, coming from a fanboy of the AvP franchise

highly overrated. Pretty sure the hipsters are gonna argue that it takes a certain degree of intellect and effort to appreciate this mediocre game, though

even Minesweeper offers greater entertainment value than this garbage excuse for a game. I'dRatherPlayMinesweeperThanThis/10

stop welding doors in my face you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

where's the hazard at?

full of people screaming into their mics and people who imply that this game is anywhere near competitive. Don't play this game unless you're a masochistic ♥♥♥♥