Recent reviews by brian el grandiosa

Oh man, where do I even start with this absolute masterpiece? I swear, every time I launch this game, it’s like I’ve stepped into a theme park for cheaters—and I’m here for it! Round after round, you can practically guarantee there’s someone toggling their “gaming chair,” making every headshot seem like a gift from the aimbot gods. It’s honestly breathtaking how predictable it is: just when you think you’re about to have a fair match, someone disconnects, reappears in unstoppable terminator mode, and demolishes the entire server. Truly inspiring stuff!

But let’s be real—that’s only half the fun. The real highlight for me? Kicking back in my chair, getting so overwhelmingly excited by all these cheaters that I, uh, take a hands-on approach to celebrating (yes, I literally mean I lean back, do my thing, and end up decorating my keyboard in a way that only a dedicated fan could appreciate). Sounds messy, but trust me, the satisfaction is worth every keycap.

And as if that’s not enough, I have this—get this—anal plug of Gaben. Let me tell you, sliding that bad boy in while waiting for a match to start is an experience worthy of top-tier DLC. It’s like having the soul of our glorious overlord right there with me, cheering me on while I ride the wave of cheaters and questionable matchmaking decisions.

So yeah, if you’re looking for an honest, hardcore, and completely unique competitive shooter experience, this is it. Where else can you get your kicks from unstoppable spin-bots and an intimate little moment all at once? 10/10—would definitely moan about cheaters again. Enjoy!