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Consolidating my past unbox data for those having to scroll through the comments.
Prior to the introduction of TF2 CASES with the Jungle Inferno update in the summer of 2017 I unboxed 330 unusuals out of 46978 CRATES which established a .007 chance of an unusual from a crate for me. That is 7/10 of 1 percent.

With the CASE introduction and tiered hats i unboxed 18 unusuals of out 2210 cases a chance of .008. In both scenarios we have that same under 1 percent chance.
Good luck and have fun chasing purple unicorns.

MB

Found 2 Mastertronic games I played and liked, Ghostbusters and Werewolves of london, the second one I even bought back in the day

secret furry man

Who's the Mack? Is it some fool trying to pump your gas?

18 32 out of 2210 ;Flies Starboard Crusader

17 32 out of 2180 ;Green Energy Sky High

16 32 out of 2160 ;Touchdown, Hi 5

16 30 out of 2110 ;Jumping Jack

16 29 out of 1925 ;Fubar Fanfare

16 28 out of 1805 ;Boxtrot

16 27 out of 1790 ;Skullcracker

16 26 out of 1775 ;Bad Pipes

16 25 out of 1745 ;Hot FT Hana

15 25 out of 1680 ;Baloonibouncer

15 24 out of 1670 ;Cool FT Yeti Coated

14 24 out of 1660 ;Headcase, Soviet Strongarm

14 22 out of 1385 ;Isotope FT Dovetail; Baloonibouncer, FuBar Fanfare

13 20 out of 1370 ;Square Dance

13 19 out of 1340 ; Dueling Banjo

13 18 out of 1315 ; Isotope FT Leopard Skin

12 18 out of 1300 ; Surgeon's Sidekick

12 17 out of 1220 ; Victory Lap

12 16 out of 1160 ; Pool Party, I See You, Bad Pipes

12 13 out of 1125 ; Deep Fried Desire

12 12 out of 920 ; Dueling Banjo

12 11 out of 875 ; Cool FT Merc Stained

11 11 out of 850 ; Stat Isotope FT Cabin Fever

10 11 out of 825 ; Most Wanted

10 10 out of 780 ; Shred Alert

10 9 out of 755 ; Cool FN Anodized Aloha

9 9 out of 615 ; Shred Alert

9 8 out of 575 ; Isotope MW Leopard Print

8 8 550 ; Cool FT Bloom Bluffed

7 8 530 ; Conga

7 7 460 ; Isotope BS Dovetailed

6 7 out of 345 ; Jumping Jack

6 6 out of 290 ; Hot FT Bloom Buffed

5 6 out of 280 ; Didgeridrongo

5 5 out of 260 ; Hot FT Cabin Fever & Disco Fever

4 4 out of 240 ; Stat Isotope WW Alien Tech & Skating Scorcher

3 3 out of 145 ; Burstchester

3 2 out of 140 ; Flipping Awesome

3 1 out of 60 ; Isotope FT Cardboard & Yeti Smash

2 out of 40 ; Hot FT Macaw

1 out of 20 ; Cool FT Hazard

Rebooting the tracker.. Odds on cases seems a bit different since the Jungle Update. data.. data.. that a that a dat ta ta...

2:10 PM - Master Blaster [3T]: now i know. i just thought it was some fetish ♥♥♥♥. for ppl living in the woods
2:10 PM - Caek B>Keys 1.75: LOL