en hours a day, you wield that mouse,
In virtual war, you never leave the house.
Flashbangs fly, your aim is true,
But when’s the last time the sunlight hit you?

Your AWP is loud, your footsteps sly,
But real-life skills? They’ve passed you by.
You clutch in-game, you top the score,
But can you clutch your laundry chore?

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+rep phenomenal game intellect