- I am Max.
- I am 25! I think...
- My game count is a telling sign. I obviously enjoy gaming.
- ISTP-T - The Virtuoso


- "Sprite tastes like Gamestop" -1/6/16
- "Can I set my fists on semi-auto please?" -4/2/17
- "I just leaned backwards and my kair chept going." -Willow 4/13/2017
- "is it health to drink you boy's sperms?" -Yahoo Answers! 5/9/2017
- "We are moving to Saschawachan!" 7/3/2017
- "I don't know why those turned on." -Cain 7/4/2017
- "You will not break this T-pose!" -9/16/2018
- "Where is my phone?! I swear I was looking at porn not too long ago..." -10/24/2018
- "Ey... you be nice!" -Willow 10/24/2018
- "It's time for my employer to be... fired." -The Guardian 10/24/2018
- "I like how StateFarm is trying to tell me how to play LoL." -Luna 10/28/2018
- "Hnnnngggg.... CUSTOMER SATISFAAACTION!" -Willow 1/19/2019
- "All I remember is ♥♥♥... then I'm in my closet" -Luna 7/28/2020
- "I died to fall damage." -Nick 2/28/2022

⌥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬⌥ PC Specs ⌥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬⌥

- GPU: GeForce GTX 1070
- CPU: Ryzen 5 3600
- RAM: 2x8GB(16GB)
- Motherboard: STRIX B350-F GAMING
- PSU: Corsair CX750W
- Case: Fractal Design R5
- OS: Windows 10 Pro
- Headset: Steelseries NOVA 7
- Keyboard: Steelseries APEX 7

⌥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬⌥ Cool Beans ⌥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬⌥

- Dillon: Cringe screaming fox thing.
- Willow: Final Fantasy 14 addict.
- Nick: Destiny 2 addict.

⌥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬⌥ Other Things ⌥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬⌥

- Unless you are a bot, I will probably accept friend requests.