Calzones. The word itself just warms your loins. It tingles your arm hairs doesn’t it? It cured your leukemia and solved world hunger. They are everything great about food all put in one little handy bread pouch.

Calzones. Your loins are tingling again. I know.

Here is how you make one. Get a pen and paper. Start writing.

Take a pizza now wrap it up in some bread. Done. Eat! Those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Italians are geniuses.