Recent reviews by Melvin

I have 840+ hours in this game on the blacksmith client. I have played this game since the 4th playtest. I can honestly say this game is the most unique experience I have had in gaming. For $30 you can get so much enjoyment exploring and grinding with friends or solo and is worth pushing through the steeper learning curve. I higher recommend everyone give this game a solid try before making any negative comments.

You wake up in a strange, faraway place. You feel cold and need to find warmth soon. You seem to vaguely remember something, but youre not really sure what it is. You walk for a while before reaching a clear pool of water. Youre so, very thirsty. Taking a big gulb of the refreshing water, you see a figure in the reflection. You see a short, disfigured creature running towards you. His skin is dark as midnight and his face looks like a lumb of taffy. The floating title above his head reads "Ugly". You stair deep into his dark green eyes. He claims that he is a friend and guides you to his base. You walk in and the first thing you notice is a gigantic T-rex named "Ni.gger". It is a very fitting name for the beast. You are given a bed and change of clothes. The members of the guild feed you and treat you like their own. You feel like you belong and enjoy your life, traveling with your new companions and conquer the land.

You wake up. You are no longer in the castle that you and your friends have built from the ground up. Your guild members are no where to be found. You go to the area where you base once was, but it is no more. Everything is gone as if nothing ever happened. You start to remember the thing you forgot about so long ago. You look down at your wrist and see a piece of metal, lodged into your flesh. You finally realize.... THAT THE F.UCKIN SERVER RESET AND EVERYTHING IS GONE.... F.UCK ARK SURVIVAL AND THEIR S.HITTY SERVERS...

It was amazing. Everything I was looking for in a game was here. It had action and teammate that challenged my mind and tested my abilities. I looked forward to playing it everyday. I would spend all day playing and it would never get boring. I spent thousands of dollars improving my pc, making it a living beast. I developed relationships with all the biggest traders, creating the best inventory anyone could have. I even managed to climb my way to the top of the ranks, reaching levels higher than the pros, making even KennyS fear my awping abilities. Everything was perfect. I didn't need real friends or even the touch of a woman. All I needed was CSGO. I was finally happy. But one day, I turned on my pc to see a message from an unknown user. He told me he needed something. I asked him what he needed. He said... "I need about tree fitty..."

It was about at this time that I realised that my computer was a nine story tall crustacean from the paleolithic era... That godd.amn lockness monster had gone and tricked me again...